Twitter's Least Used Hashtags, Week of September 25

Twitter is what happens when you give a million attention whores a megaphone. But even they have standards when it comes to hashtags. The following are hashtags considered so dumb, awful or vapid that even the least discriminating tweeters would refuse to use these:

#smurftraitor

#pissingoregano

#monistat7drones

#Breitbartretractions

#beigeLamborghini

#steaksaucelollipops

#TeddyRuxpinweedstash

#ElvisPresleybrandtoilets

#pissandvinegarandFresca

A Friend Request on Facebook

That's funny, Shelia. I just woke up and wet my dick. I want to have fun with me, too.

A New Friend?

Pictured below, some random girl (or bot) tries to make a connection with me via the Facebook Messenger:

Don't Think For A Second We've Forgotten About Stunt Cat

As Universal Pictures, Warner Brothers, Miramax, Lions Gate, Pathé!, Sony Pictures, Paramount, DreamWorks, Columbia, and Touchstone Pictures continue to develop their own version of "Stunt Cat," the hot property EADJ discovered on the wall of a movie theatre in Manhattan, EADJ turned to Google to see what other Stunt Cat developings are in the works:

Stunt Cat! The iPhone app

Stunt Cat here is a skydiving feline whose only weakness is buggy OpenFeint Achievements and a bloated binary size and no technical support. Chris Martone has taken the concept of a stunt cat and turned him into a suicidal opposite of Doodle Jump.

This app is currently available on the iTunes Store to download and crash your iPhone with.

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Stuntcat on myspace Music

Stuntcat appears to be a band composed of two people, although they feature the one girl. Maybe the guy is fat or hideous or he looks exactly like Adam Levine and they don't want to get confused with Maroon 5 when they end up on the cover of SPIN. Either way, their music has a pleasant enough indie sound, but not necessarily something I'd crank in my car. Maybe if my car were broken down outside of a hookah lounge, and everyone there wanted to listen to something, anything.

An Ad Spotted in An In-Flight Magazine

An ad for Blu "premier" electronic cigarettes- not those cheapo ghetto electronic cigarettes you grab at any bodega- endorsed by "DJ Heavy Grinder."

So it's a no-tar, no-ash, no-odor, electronic cigarette that makes you look like you're sucking on a pen light. But is it still addictive and cause cancer in infants? I hope so.

It sort of makes sense that a girl with colored contacts, dyed hair and a faux fur would endorse a fake cigarette. And her man hands makes me think DJ Heavy Grinder's got another secret. Pickle!

Here's the link to Blu Cigs.

And here's DJ Heavy Grinder's myspace page.

And Now, Vince's Uncle Roberto with How To Delete Your Old Myspace Account

Now that Facebook and Twitter have pretty much taken over the social networking scene, you may find yourself ready to cancel and quit your Myspace account. Here's how you do it:

First, log in and click on "Account Settings" next to your page, then click on "Change Account Settings". You'll see "Change Account Settings."

Click on the link "Cancel Account," and you'll get a final warning:

"WARNING: Cancelling your MySpace account will PERMANENTLY REMOVE all of your profile information from MySpace, including your photographs, comments, journals, and your personal network of friends. This information cannot be restored. You may re-register your current email address after cancelling, but you will need to rebuild your personal network from scratch."

If this is truly what you want to do, click on "Cancel My Account" and it will be permanently closed.


And speaking of closing accounts, if you ever try to pay my car service with a check from an old canceled checking account, remember, I do know where you live. Stay safe, kids!

A Duvall Update.

Some EADJ readers with really good memories might remember an entry back in September 2007 about fashion designer Duvall, whose most famous creation was MC Hammer's genie pants and who somehow agreed to be my friend on myspace.


I checked myspace for like the first time in months, and it looks like Duvall has updated his gallery of creations:

We're Staying With Pretty Low Humor Today, Folks

(pictured above, an actual message that Melinda Mitchell left on Jessica's Wall in Facebook)

Thanks, Drummer for Supra Genius!

More-us About Doris

Sloppy, sloppy, sloppy. F.

HOLY SHNIKEE!

THIS JUST IN: I JUST GOT A FRIEND REQUEST FROM "DORIS!"

SHE WANTS TO BE MY FRIEND! AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW A DORIS!!!!

WOW, I WONDER HOW SHE GOT MY NAME??? MAYBE A MUTUAL FRIEND? LIKE THE DRUMMER FOR SUPRA-GENIUS?


NAHHHHH!!



Approved!

The Dangers of Being a Fanboy.

Pretty much everyone who knows Larry knows of his band, Supra Genius.

And those who receive Larry's Supra Genius emails know that they have a myspace site, where you can check out their excellent songs, shirtless-on-a-hay-wagon promo photos and latest news and whatnot:

Supra Genius on myspace

So the thing is, someone in the band responsible for putting them on myspace (Larry won't say who) got all "friend request" crazy when the spam hookers came calling— he said "YES!" and let such dubious individuals as "DaNIeLLEmaBeLLe," "[NaTaLiA]," and "AnGeLgRaCE" into their circle of friends. So now when someone legit (aka ME) became friends with Supra Genius, the spam hookers latched onto my profile and have infected my inbox like a case of digital herp-herps:



So I say to you Amber Lynn, oOoJENNAoOo, ♥ CrAzY/BeAuTiFuL♥, PaTTYCakeZ, JoannaBanana, I R MEGSTAH, GRkGRL,...MiMi...♥, [vividAlt.], Tushiba, (:dRAMMAKwEEEEEn*:), BETHANY T**TSm and Matt Webb, STOP SPAMMING ME, YOU SLUTS!!!!!! Thank you.

Dun Dundundun, Dun-dun, Dun-dun. Duvall Touched This.

Friend #3, bitches!

Haters: click here for proof