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Tuesday, February 18, 2025

Updated Lineup For the Upcoming VidCon 2025 in Minneapolis

Get your tickets for VidCon 2025 so you can catch all these internet-famous social luminaries and podcasters:


• Manosphere dipshit Kevin Markus will explain the link between letting women vote and inflation

• Knot tying instructor Veemee Shithouse will tie a perfect square knot using only his balls

• Sayso Megguneh, the ukulele Slipknot cover artist, will be busking in the parking lot

• Free tasting of Amouranth's new vodka brand HAMMERANTH

• Rick Astley will appear in random bathroom stalls to Rickroll attendees

• Special Hall D panel: "What Were Blogs?"

Monday, March 29, 2021

Ummm...

 Found on Amazon on a listing for a heated jacket:


It makes slightly more sense if you maybe read it out loud with a thick Jamaican accent.


Monday, April 22, 2019

Things To Watch Out For When Buying a Justice League-Branded Pen



Zack Snyder's mediocre Justice League movie has come and gone, but its merchandising slug trail remains. But if you're keen on purchasing a Justice League 888 Infinite Collection pen from the Swiss  company Caran d’Ache, you're in luck. But here are some pros and cons of buying one of these expensive writing tools ($9.99/each):


Hero Pen: The Flash
Pros: Pop the button, and the nib instantly appears!
Cons: Runs out of ink fast


Hero Pen: Superman
Pros: Almost indestructible
Cons: Quits after three movies


Hero Pen: Wonder Woman
Pros: Survives for decades
Cons: Doesn't have pockets to store


Hero Pen: Aquaman
Pros: Waterproof
Cons: Pointless


Hero Pen: Batman
Pros: Writes nice and dark
Cons: Cannot physically draw a smiley face


Hero Pen: Cyborg
Pros: Lots of working mechanical parts
Cons: Cries like a mangled teenager

Friday, September 24, 2010

The True Identity of The World's Greatest Detective.


So I was reading comics at work, and I stumble upon the "making of" section in the back of Alex Ross' book "The World's Greatest Super-Heroes."


Btw, Alex Ross is this awesome artist who paints realistic comics using gouache and watercolor brushes, but he often uses photo reference to really capture realistic poses.


So in one section, I recognize the name of a storyboard artist I used to work with when I worked at Unnamed Organization in Chicago. Matt had actually gone by the nickname "Nightcrawler," because he often drew TV storyboards for us late at night.


So, all this time, I was essentially asking Bruce Wayne to draw frames for Ore-Ida Krinkle-Cut Microwave French Fries. And instead of snapping my neck or subduing me with a well-thrown batarang, Matt just drew happy people holding bullshit packaging. I feel horrible now.

I also feel foolish that instead of calling his landline, I could have just turned on a flashlight and pointed it at the sky.


He watches over the city, a grim soul fighting a relentless war on crime. By day, a multi-billionaire playboy. By night, a dark knight cloaked in shadows, preying on the forces of evil. Unless, of course, you have some storyboard work you need done overnight. He'll send some pencil sketches to you first, then if you like, he'll ink them in and color them in time for the presentation.

Tuesday, October 9, 2007

All Hands On Dick, Joel.

These weird air freshener sheets were spotted at a nearby car wash:


Some were scented "mango," "peach," and even "African Sunset." And then there were these:



Loony Superman with a perm gives it a thumbs down!