The ProofrEADJer: Mid August Edition

Here Are The Shows That Are Being Removed And Added To Netflix This Month

Due to contract changes, the following movies and TV shows will be removed from Netflix this week:

• Container Store Wars

• Garrison Keillor's Mexican Variety Show

• Two Broke Girls With Their Daddy's Credit Card

• Mike Pence's Prayer Bibletime and Shower Show

• TENDONS

• Junior Health Inspectors

• Last Heckler Standing

• Stuff That Fits Inside Your Mom

• So You Think You Can Spell

The following movies and TV shows will be added to Netflix this week:

• Old People Talking About Their Arthritis

• Gay Guys RomCom Viewing Party

• Visigoths! Visigoths! Visigoths!

• Another Crappy 70s Show Reboot

• Even Younger Sheldon

• Opioid! The Musical

• Moose Knuckle & Camel Toe

• Vince Offer, the Slap Chop Ninja

UAG

The EADJ Cold-As-Shit-Outside Fashion Round-Up

Helpful hint: When your ensemble doesn't provide you with an eskimo hood, poof that hair up and create one!

 

Tweedledee and Tweedledum order Subway in matching B-Boy/Target stockboy outfits.

Lothar, Guide To the Nether-elves of Cythgandall, wonders if he can ship that enchanted ring via UPS ground for less.

Come on Barbie let's take a selfie. Ah ah ah ah

Come on Barbie let's take a selfie. Oh oh ah oh

Always dress your best when eating lunch with your best friend.

A leather duster and cowboy hat tells everyone at Penn Station you're tougher than Chuck Lidell's ballsack (and smell exactly like it).

Meanwhile, that mother's inner child is having seconds.

Sometimes it's so cold outside, that the warmth of a Pizza Hut Express oven isn't enough to warm you. Go all out in a full-length rat coat.

Dressing like Wilma Flintstone won't make you warmer, but it will gain points with your kids.

UAG

A Smecial Dreams Entry, With A Bonus Comparison Of The iPhone iOS6 and iOS7

iOS6: Lots of shading, bevels on buttons, "aqua" look on chat balloons, and bold, block fonts.

iOS7: Pared down and simpler graphics all around- no unnecessary shading on the battery icon, chat balloons or bevel in the time of day display. Lighter, airier fonts. Operates way slower and drains the battery like a motherfucker.

Some Recent IMs

This from Tom Weingard:


This from Andrew Gall:


And this from Jessica Foster:


For more on Phoebe Summersquash, click here, here and here.

Eat A Golden Globes Dick Joel.

(As part of EADJ Guest Writer Week, this entry has been submitted by Larry Liss– for realsy this time.)

In a thinly-veiled attempt to both swallow a few swords and peddle his ineptly-penned TV mini series "Too Many Clowns," Joel showed up at the Golden Globe Awards, mouth wide open. Here's what a few celebs had to say about a dick-eating Joel:

"That laugh will invade my dreams for years to come." –Clint Eastwood

"I get it. Jersey Girl sucked. But it was a fucking masterpiece next to a script about a sad clown that's raised by cyborgs." –Ben Affleck

"(Sigh) He uses way too much teeth." –Leonardo Di Caprio.

"With hard-work and a lot of dick-eating, Joel will make it in this town." –That guy on Grey's Anatomy, who used to be the Karate Kid. I think.

"I don't even have a dick. I don't know why he keeps asking me if he can suck it." Teri Hatcher

(Pictured above, Teri Hatcher: Seriously, I don't have a dick, Joel.)