The ProofrEADJer: Second Week of October Edition

Not exactly a typo but using the one word "USELESS" instead of "USE LESS":

"PUMPKIN LATE"?

The ProofrEADJer: Total Beginning of August Edition

The ProofrEADJer, Birth Of Our Nation Edition

6 Lies Told By the Motown: The Broadway Musical Pamphlet

1) No, it's just a Broadway show.

2) The father of the young actor who plays Michael Jackson is not nearly the controlling, manipulative, abusive sociopath that the real father was is.

3) NYFD officials are happy to have confirmed that the Lunt-Fontaine Theatre has not been set on fire by this production since week two.

4) Less popular musical numbers in the show include "Du Hast" by Rammstein and "Iris" by Goo Goo Dolls

5) Let's just say that for this guy, there is a mountain high enough to keep him from getting to her. It's called Mount Erectile Dysfunction.

6) The location of the red square on the map is inaccurate. That marks the spot where Times Square hobos take a dump and/or sell churros.

EADJ is proud to announce the upcoming release of the 6 Lies commemorative plates, available only from The Franklin Mint. Each of the six plates will depict a famous lie told by actress Diane Lane in the 2002 movie "Unfaithful." For only $16.99 each, a new plate will be sent to you for the next six months, along with a sterling silver plate stand. Proudly display all 6 lies in your china cabinet!

The EADJ Crappinema Presents Frankenhood

"Frankenhood" is a hip, urban reboot of the Frankenstein's monster myth, based on the classic horror novel by Mary Shelley that recontextualizes the miracle and horror of science in a more contemporary setting. Wait, no it's not. It's a dumb basketball movie that shoehorns a Frankenstein monster in just to be more interesting. But at least it's written well, with sharp dialogue and distinctive characters, right? Like, they take advantage of the absurdity of the situation to make keen observations on the Black experience, right? Suuuuuure.

Overall grade: F