Yikes

Spotted on FB, what I thought was a demonic claw turns out to be a fluffy carpet. Whew!

What In the Fart?

Spotted on FB: a t-shirt design that I swear doesn't make any sense:

Snoopy and Michael Jackson? WTF?

While Peanuts and MJ both have pretty big fan bases, respectively, I can't imagine who would want a shirt with both of them on it. There are like no lyrics or songs of his that mention Peanuts or Snoopy or anything related to angst-ridden, precocious kids with giant sphere heads.

The only connection I can guess is the terrible one with the allegations of Michael Jackson and children. But who would want to wear a shirt with THAT?

 

Spotted on Facebook

This ad for a keychain or ornament or something:

What looks like an unremarkable AI recreation of the Spider-Man/Mary Jane kiss from the 2002 movie at first becomes way more inappropriate if you look closer:

All I can say is, Ew.

 

UAG

Raining Blood and Containing Bud

Spotted on FB, a Slayer + Igloo product tie-in:

Fancy a refreshing beverage whilst burning in Hell?

Yet Another Ad On Facebook

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

Another Facebook Ad

Apparently, Brooklinen customers would pay $35 to have their room smell like sweaty, clandestine 70s sex in a camper van.

An Ad on Facebook

I think that's a @istake.

Spotted on FB

Jesus. I'd have trouble spelling my name if it was that. 

Every Type of Bra Ad Headline in Social Media

This is the last bra you’re ever going to buy

I’m obsessed with this bra

This bra is shaking up the bra industry

Rethinking the bra from the ground up

Bra companies don’t want you to know this

Get Kickstarter’s Most Funded Bra

This bra is a GAME CHANGER.

We flipped the script on bras.

This bra is taking the world by storm

Accidental Exquisite Corpse

Spotted on FB:

Nice Outfit

Spotted on FB:

Not Very "Gangsta"

Picture above, shirtmaker Spiral Direct USA manages to capture the vibe of a Hot Topic team meeting with its models.

Creeeeeeepy

 Found on Facebook:

That's gotta be A.I. art and not photography, right? Unless my man found some giraffe of a woman. Geez.

Mini Doppelgänger Entry

This toy also sort of looks like me:

And this dude found on Facebook who might be related to me.

Submitted by Andrew Gall, a hairier, homeless version of Marshall:

Submitted by Bill Dow, John Reid as a "permanent part of the khazakstan exhibit at navy pier."

Dunder Mifflin Be Hustlin'

Spotted on FB, Kevin and Angela peddle graph paper. GRAPH PAPER.

So I can only imagine now that there are architects, scientists, and math teachers who not only need graph paper but are familiar with "The Office". There's probably a Venn diagram I could make about it. Too bad it doesn't require GRAPH PAPER.

An Ad I Found On Facebook

This is a good idea until you fall on your back and starve to death if no one can help you up.

Spotted on Facebook Messenger (Where My Uncle Mainly Posts For Some Reason)

Not sure if my uncle's account has been hacked or if he is voluntarily posting horrible whacko bullshit.

Spotted on Facebook

Reason #3,987,557,313,044 why women live longer than men.

The EADJ Debut of The MAGA, Head Up His Ass, Right Wing Version of Scott Peterson

Found on Facebook through a friend of a friend (that's my laugh emoji, btw):