We're Staying With Pretty Low Humor Today, Folks

(pictured above, an actual message that Melinda Mitchell left on Jessica's Wall in Facebook)

Spla-BAMMMM!

(Joel is on a 4-day vacation in the Florida Keys, so EADJ is taking a journalistic hiatus)

Hey, we should nickname Jessica's crack. What do you guys say?

I think StinkeRhonda is a good start. Submit your name nominations in the comments!

(pictured above, Dean asks Melinda to order another lunch for a status meeting)