It's Time Once Again To Play Which Can, Cleric's Bun!

Match the toilet to their location below. To make this a little easier, we've included the mug shot of every Trump ally booked on charges in connection with efforts to overturn the 2020 presidential election results in Georgia:

Mark Meadows: Kokkari, San Francisco, CA

Kenneth Chesebro: Medieval Times, Lindhurst, NJ

John Eastman: Board and Brew Cafe, College Park, MD

Jenna Ellis: Museum of Sex, NYC

Sidney Powell: Sugar Loaf, Rio De Janeiro, Brazil

Rudy Giuliani: Bagger Dave's, Detroit, MI

Answers tomorrow!

At Long Last — The Answer To Yesterday's "Which Can, Erickson?"

How did you do?

0 correct: Understandable. It's a hard puzzle.

1-2 correct: Neat! You can hold your head up high!

3-4 correct: Lucky, I guess? 

5-6 correct: STOP STALKING ME

EADJ: Where Are They Now? Entry 3

Previous "Where Are They Now?" segments here and here.

Her star guest turn on Netflix's "Fuller House" turned Portabella Jerky into a household name among people with terrible TV tastes. She parlay her newfound fame into a hosting job at "Hollywood Insider" and on "New Zealand's Got Talent". She currently lives in Montana with her two husbands and three horses.

Few mystery novel lovers had heard of Hexchasty Buttons until last year. Now after topping the New York Times Bestseller Mystery Novel list for 30 consecutive weeks, it's hard not to come across the prolific but enigmatic writer's name. Buttons's novels are a throwback to classic Agatha Christie but with a new twist of social equality themes and 90's hip hop lingo. Rumor has it both Netflix and Hulu are interested in translating Buttons's novels into a miniseries, but Hexchasty has yet to return their calls.

"Immell Chippewa is not a name. It is a way of life." Such was our intro in May to the teachings, the simplicity, and the irresistible draw of Immell Chippewa's new age ministries. By promising an easier way to navigate through life's hardships, Immell Chippewa has shown us that if we drop all our troubles, give all of our money to him, and blindly follow his teachings, our lives will be simpler, happier, and more fulfilling, now that he will do all the thinking for us. ALL HAIL IMMELL CHIPPEWA!

Smecial Dreams Mini-Entry

A segment where we all share our hopes, dreams, and... no wait. Just our dreams.

Answers To Yesterday's Which Can, Erickson? Supreme Court Edition

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How did you do? Did you win?

Let's Use a Centrifuge To Separate the Chicken Cartilage From the EADJ Mail Sack!

Submitted by Bill Dow:

"does f have a website?"

That's Gotta Burn

Momma says one out of five of the total adolescent and adult population is infected with genital herpes. So we opened the latest issue of The Society Page Magazine and guessed which of the five skanks in group photos had the burning H.


Quick legal note: The following is just bullshit conjecture based on herpes statistics Momma gave us. So before any of you bitches actually find this blog and want to sue EADJ for defamation, please note that your photo was published in some free rag we found behind a Golden Tee machine at Bahama Kip's, and we changed your names, too, so it's entirely a work of fiction. Whores.


Hannah didn't get the text from her BFFs about wearing jeans that night. Also, she didn't get the memo that one of them was a man.


Kristi (or is it Christy? Christie? Kristie? Kristi? Christi? Cristi?) didn't share her margarita glass with the others for a reason. Because of her "zit."


Figuring out that Paige had the STD was easy, since she was the only marginally bangable one in the quintet.


Keith liked to wipe bar glasses with his infected dick. Which is not only gross, but hilarious.

Word Up Your Arse

Nicknames for everyone!

Inspired by the President's penchant for handing out unwanted nicknames, Joel started dispensing his own to those around him:

His Long's Drugs pharmacist is now known as "Janky."

The dude with the big nose at the barber shop will hereforth be known as "Sunnuvagun."

His chimp servant will now answer to "Chad Yarborough." Why? No reason!

The cops that raped him that time will be called "Pushy and Penetrate-y."

Mr. Durwin, his neighbor from downstairs who accidentally killed his wife by running over her, will be labeled "The Widower-Maker." Janky!

And finally, every random dick that Joel eats he now calls either "Brad Harvey" or "Mel Kreilein." Why, Joel?

(pictured above, proof that Ponte Fresco hasn't made a heap of difference in the overall weight of 225 N Michigan residents)

Dick To Dick Calling

(pictured above, cause and effect at 225 North Michigan)