More Memorable Lines From Movies I Haven't Watched

"I am your new girl friend? We go to brunch?" (next 1.5 hours spent debating on where to go)

"Good evening, my fellow kink-shamed hentai furries– a reading from the Book of John Waters."

"Dying is another $10/hr."

(translated from the German) "You are a bold boy, Jim Knopf. And that is not just because you realize since this is a children's movie that you are never in any real danger."

"We got women here, guys. There's no need to touch swords!"

"All o' you ladies are fine, fine, fine. It's a shame I gotta cut you to separate the wheat from the chizzle."

Comic Strip Where The Last Panel Is Always A Remote Oil Rig

Pathmark: Every Mis-Shelved Item Tells A Story

I never said every story was a good one.

You Know What's A Harder Job Than Being A Stockboy At Pathmark?

Being the blogger trying to keep track of whether you'd already posted certain photos of mis-stocked items.

As far as I can tell, none of these shots have been published on EADJ before. But who knows. It's not like I'm any more organized than they are.










This one sort of makes sense:



























BONUS BEATS:

This shot was taken at a Wawa:


And this one from Home Depot: