Introducing Breakout Groups at the Next VidCon!!!

VidCon 2025 is looking to be another fantastic gathering of influencers and online personalities. This time, organizers are adding Breakout Groups– a way for fans to connect with and learn from their favorite podcasters and creators. Here are the first Breakout Groups for sign up:

• Comedy Bang Bang demonstrates how to write everything but a joke

• Jeffrey Star will tell you to go get him a coffee. IN PERSON

• Join the prankster creators Cog & SweeHee as they literally assault random people on the street. JUST A PRANK BRO!

• Learn how to complete your GED with @GED_COMPLETA

• Build furniture with Jason Bateman. He doesn't know how to make furniture, either, but both of you could learn a little something together.

Ain't That a Bitch?

You pay for a nice, expensive pedicure just to get raptured right after.

 

Fringe Backdrop

Old Fashioned Sugar Cookies

"Efforts and Courage Are Not Enough Without Purpose and Pathmark."

An Imagined Conversation

"Can we park here?"

"I dunno. What day is it?"

"It's Friday."

"Hmmmm."

.....

"Hmmmm."

.....

"Hmmmm."

.....

"Hmmmm."

.....

"Hmmmm."

.....

"No."

Here Are The Shows That Are Being Removed And Added To HBO Max This Month

Every so often, HBO Max renews or cancels shows or movies based on viewer preferences. Here now are all the shows that will be added to HBO Max this month:

• The Masked Sharktank Bachelor

• Bravo presents: Rollerblading Dwarfs and Their 68 Children in a Treehouse

• Solved Mysteries

• Gordon Ramsay's Master Sous Chef Junior, Round Robin Tournament

• The Marvelous Mrs. Merkel

Here are the shows and movies that HBO Max is removing from their lineup this month:

• Just a bunch of Family Guy Instagram clips stitched together to make an episode

• Ted Asso

• Randall Parks & Recreation

• Vanderpump Works (For Once)

• Love & Hip Hop, Salt Lake City Edition

• Steve Harvey Surprised He's In a Courtroom Show

• Specific Hospital

Burning Questions For Season 4 of "Walkway To Parking", Now Available On Netflix

Season 4 of the blockbuster series "Walkway To Parking" is finally available, streaming exclusively on Netflix. Here now are some burning questions that WTP fans have been asking for over a year:

• Who is going to play Donovan now that Jussie Smollett is out?

• Did John Fogerty really play that song live in the cafe?

• When the sloth skeleton started slaughtering everyone in the Kiwanis Club meeting scene, was that CGI or a man in a suit?

• Why is this still on?

• Does Tracy's hair color change have a hidden meaning, or does anyone on set just not give a damn?

• Was that really Jim O'Heir from "Parks and Rec" playing the bass saxophone?

• Why were there so many "Goonies" reference in Season 3?

• Who directs this shit?

• Could the product placement be more obvious? I'm talking about the Blue Bonnet Margarine baby gender reveal scene in the Season 3 finale.

• WHAT THE FUCK PEOPLE

The ProofrEADJer: February Edition

And Now, The Very First EADJ Fashion Roundup Featuring Only One Person

I was having lunch at a strip mall in Vauxhall, New Jersey the other week (I know, I've made some terrible life choices), when a magnificent gentleman illegally parks his car in front of me and changes my life:

That hooptie with the (non)paint job. That total disregard for the fire lane paint nearby.

That Hawaiian shirt. Those mandals.

Those shades. That goatee. Oh, those exquisite cargo pants.

This guy dresses exactly like a private investigator that lives near the ocean. Which is why he should have his own TV intro:

Now that I think about it, this isn't an EADJ Fashion Roundup at all. Ah, fuck it!

Looks Legit

Pictured above, spotted in Milburn, New Jersey, what looks to be a woodland animal kidnapper van.

This Week On Lifetime's Original Series "Walkway To Parking," Starring Melissa Joan Hart

Things are ratcheted up a notch in Donna Park's (Melissa Joan Hart) world: rival bad-girl shopper Kate Don V (played by Kat Von D) discovers the secret walkway to parking and threatens to disclose its location on her podcast unless Park gives her all the Jamba Juice sandwich punch cards in her glove compartment. Add a mysterious fake rape whistle vendor, an imminent tornado, and a mild outbreak of meningitis and you've got yourself almost a full hour of nailbiting Lifetime-style drama. Brought to you with limited commercial interruption by Jamba Juice and the French.

Time For Another Parking Calling Card

As documented before, we have been leaving these fine quality, embossed business cards on deserving parkers for the past year or so. This last weekend, we caught a doozy of a space hog in South Orange, New Jersey.

Wow. Look at that truck. Parking his big ass so way over the line into the next space that the back tire is almost completely clear of it.

Crash of the Titan.

So it was with great anticipation that we pulled out the cards from their hallowed space in the glove.

Left one on the Titan's windshield, and away we go!

Coming Soon To Lifetime, Television For Women: "Walkway To Parking"

Everyone’s got something to hide and Donna Parks is no exception. Melissa Joan Hart plays Donna, a single mother living in a small New Jersey town who makes a shocking discovery: a shortcut to the parking lot from the bank. Her secret would send shockwaves through the community and possibly land her in no trouble at all if it was ever exposed. Donna's life as a single Mom is thrown into a world of confusion and intrigue as she struggles with her secret while keeping two kids busy and fed. Mother in one moment, stealthy shortcut gatekeeper the next. These two worlds couldn’t be farther apart, yet Donna's totally comfortable in both. Keeping them separate … now that’s the tricky part as she discovers she’s not the only one with secrets. 

Full Cast

Melissa Joan Hart as Donna Parks

Danielle Fishel as Donna's friend Max

David Coulier and Alanis Morissette as the nosy neighbors

Sam Elliott as the parking chief

Sundays at 2am/1 Central, Premiering Sept. 8

People Are So Inconsiderate.

People are so inconsiderate. Not only do they leave their shopping carts in the middle of parking spaces, just steps away from a cart corral...


... but they don't finish a perfectly good corn on the cob and just leave it out for crows to pick at.

"Lean Somewhere Else, Jagoff."

Pictured above, J'Net attempts to pay for a parking space around some dude who's cold cold lampin'.

Success!

A previous attempt to use these fantastic letterpressed cards with "NICE PARKING JACKASS" on them was unsuccessful, as we dumbly put the card on the offending car while still leaving our card adjacent. Bad idea jeans. This time, however, we were sure to leave the calling card right before peeling out.

Check out this tan car that parked way over the line into our spot at the parking lot at Pathmark. We could barely get out of our car, much less pull the baby car seat out from that side.



So we patiently exited the other side, did our grocery shopping, then came back, relieved to see the moron's car still there. It was then that we left the card for them to discover and learn the error of their ways. Huzzah!

Jackasses Are Also Douches

Earlier last month, J'Net bought me these nice, embossed cards to leave on other people's cars:


Just yesterday, I got to use my first. I was trying to pull into a space in a Target parking lot, but this big black SUV had parked almost diagonally with its stupid ginormous back right wheel into my space. I pulled out one of J'Net's cards and placed it under their windshield, but not without removing a cigar stub that someone else had left there (presumably another parker with the same complaint).

After picking up what I needed in the store, I came back out to see some crewcutted dude in mirror shades going to the SUV. I hung back, pretending to be waiting for another ride while I watched him walk behind his car, look at the parking job, then look at the cars on either side. He wasn't messing with my car, so I just waited until he pulled away angrily. Then I went back to my car like the nonconfrontational coward I am.

I've learned two important lessons from this maiden voyage:

1) If you're going to leave one of those cards on a car, don't park next to that car.

2) No matter how hot the weather gets, when leaving a card, do NOT keep your window cracked.



Thanks for giving back card #1, you stogie-chomping asshole! I get to use it again on another of your insufferable kind!

Let's Spray Pam All Over The EADJ Mail Sack!

Given to me by J'Net, some nice embossed cards for me to leave on other cars in parking lots around Jersey:


I even read them in her voice.

Old People Don't Give a Shit.

They just don't. What are you gonna do about it, whippersnapper? Were you in Korea? Have you ever sailed a skiff in the Pacific? Did you ever finger Debbie Reynolds? Cuz they have.

Goddam youth. PULL UP YER PANTS!

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