Comic Strip Where The Last Panel Is Always A Remote Oil Rig

Time For Another Parking Calling Card

As documented before, we have been leaving these fine quality, embossed business cards on deserving parkers for the past year or so. This last weekend, we caught a doozy of a space hog in South Orange, New Jersey.

Wow. Look at that truck. Parking his big ass so way over the line into the next space that the back tire is almost completely clear of it.

Crash of the Titan.

So it was with great anticipation that we pulled out the cards from their hallowed space in the glove.

Left one on the Titan's windshield, and away we go!

A Quick Reminder From the Transportation Security Administration

Never, ever leave your cheese puffs unattended at an airport.

More entries from Brad Harvey's notebook!

The following are entries in Brad Harvey's notebook/journal. EADJ got their hands on it when Brad got up to take a dump in The Caribou Coffee on Michigan Ave. Employees reported later that he forgot to flush.

• New idea for reality show: film a bunch of people living together and generally just bitching about stupid shit. Tentative title: Remnants of the Coccyx

• Finish that ear of corn behind the futon

• What was the name of that guy who played B.A. Baracus in "The A Team?" Gotta go to the library and look it up...

• I should totally buy the domain http://http://.com! I could make like a hundred dollars!!

• Start using inverted parentheses, just to be different!

• Remember Wesley Snipes' words of advice about who to bet on next time I'm at the roulette table at The Grand Victoria Riverboat Casino on the scenic Fox River, just east of Route 31 in Elgin.

• Confront Ryan about those farting parties he keeps throwing in my cube. No, wait. That's ME! )Confront Ryan anyway(

• Return that pretty girl's neck brace. She probably needs it.

• Fried chicken and okra! That's the best!

• Ask doctor why pee is green and gravy-like lately

• Get LAID!!! )stop by ATM first(