This Week On Lifetime's Original Series "Walkway To Parking," Starring Melissa Joan Hart

Things are ratcheted up a notch in Donna Park's (Melissa Joan Hart) world: rival bad-girl shopper Kate Don V (played by Kat Von D) discovers the secret walkway to parking and threatens to disclose its location on her podcast unless Park gives her all the Jamba Juice sandwich punch cards in her glove compartment. Add a mysterious fake rape whistle vendor, an imminent tornado, and a mild outbreak of meningitis and you've got yourself almost a full hour of nailbiting Lifetime-style drama. Brought to you with limited commercial interruption by Jamba Juice and the French.

Bathing in a Brooklyn Basement

As I was moving boxes in the basement of my Brooklyn apartment, I discovered a once-used miniature shower.


It was a little more than 5' high, with a tiny slanted tile floor...


...and a small pipe without a shower head. It was claustrophobic and looked like it was baked from adobe.


Bizarro. It looks tiny enough only for Twikki, Emmanuel Lewis or David Spade.

It Is Time Once Again To Play "Which Can, Erickson?"

This time, we have so many toilets so instead of using the standard A,B,C: 1,2,3 format, we're going to use Zodiac signs and the names of Star Trek alien races.


Match the toilet in the photo with one of the following:

Bajorans: Whitney Museum, NYC
Vulcans: Boucher Funeral Home, Deptford NJ
Romulans: Hotel Victor, Miami Beach
Borg: Detroit Airport
Klingons: Hooters, Charlotte NC
Tholians: University City United Methodist Church, Charlotte NC
Ferengi: Strand Bookstore, NYC
Betazoids: Gerald R Ford Museum, Grand Rapids, MI
Talosians: Toucan Cleric's Fun
Jem'Hadar: Pittsburgh Airport
Cardassians: Tom's Restaurant, NYC
Andorians: Fresh Works Sandwich Shop, Audubon, NJ

The answers will be posted tomorrow. Good luck, and have fun!