Temu Throwing Everything At The Wall

Fuck an algorithm. Temu just decided to throw the most random shit together to possibly interest you.

I think all of these pictures were on that cursed videotape in "The Ring".

UAG

Smecial Dreams Entry

Presenting The Newest Buddy Comedy Series: "Honey & Joy"

Move over, "How I Met Your Mother!" Step aside, "Modern Family!" Go fuck yourself, "Two Broke Girls" (No really, go fuck yourself- you're terrible)! There's a new comedy series out, and guess what- IT'S ACTUALLY A COMMERCIAL!!! Just imagine "Laverne and Shirley" if Shotz Beer really existed, or "Perfect Strangers" if Balki's island of Mypos really existed (Google it). Then take away the sharp comedy writing, and add a more begrudging laugh track!

Watch the trailer to the series here:

bitbop.com/honey is a dead URL already! Why!

Watch this series and you too can make very obscure pop culture quotes like "Ladies, we're rock stars. We don't speak cereal." "You got carbs on my face!" or "No high fiving in the break room!"

The production value is poor, although I think a cheapo sitcom look is what they were going for. The acting is corny sitcom-my, which is what I guess they were going for. And a lot of the actors are kind of chubby, which I'm not sure is the intent or a result of the cereal being on set.

Here's Episode 1

And here's Episode 2

Here's Episode 3

Want more? Here's Episode 4 featuring special guests Ok Go. Yes, really.

Episode 5 is here (why do you keep watching these?)

Can't forget Episode 6

Episode 7. Sigh.

Episode 8? Sure.

And here's the unaired Episode 9.

People Are So Inconsiderate.

People are so inconsiderate. Not only do they leave their shopping carts in the middle of parking spaces, just steps away from a cart corral...


... but they don't finish a perfectly good corn on the cob and just leave it out for crows to pick at.

Dumb YouTube Comment O' The Fortnight!

From the "Making Fresh Diamonds In the Microwave" page, a comment by alyankfreak:

you called yourself a moron because your human.

¢¢¢ SFVOSP: DEVELOPING STORY ¢¢¢

The Shorter, Fatter Version of Scott Peterson was briefly spotted when an elevator stopped on the 22nd floor of 225 North Michigan. A witness glimpsed him when an elevator stopped on 22. The doors to an opposite elevator were closing and he could be seen very, very briefly. He remains very elusive.

What this means:

1) The SFVOSP definitely works in this building.

2) The SFVOSP likely works in the same elevator bank as Cramer-Krasselt.

3) The SFVOSP probably works on the 22nd floor.

4) Joe Nudelman (don't laugh), Andrew Gall, Larry Liss, Todd Crisman, and David Estoye are not delusional.

More to come as this story develops.

(picture above, a witness' rendition of the SFVOSP as seen from the elevator)