Let's Turn a Jeans Sales Display Into Sequential Storytelling!

I was bored at the Levi's Store while my sons were shopping, and I spotted four posters on one wall and figured, What if that was somehow a comic strip-style story?

Here's a close up of the posters. And here we go:

Toby was feeling pretty happy and carefree.

But then his needy sister Charlotte stopped him and they started wondering what they were going to do for dinner.

Toby realized they didn't have any money.

But luckily their friend Cade had a roll of quarters and they ate Funyuns from the vending machine!

The end. I didn't say it was a good sequential story.

Old People Don't Give a Shit.

They just don't. What are you gonna do about it, whippersnapper? Were you in Korea? Have you ever sailed a skiff in the Pacific? Did you ever finger Debbie Reynolds? Cuz they have.

Goddam youth. PULL UP YER PANTS!

Bonus Points:

Unfortunate Logo

Spotted on 60th Street: some unintentional use of negative space creates neo-Nazi imagery. (Plantar fascist?)

A thus endeth a week of lazy EADJ entries. See ya next week!