Introducing Breakout Groups at the Next VidCon!!!

VidCon 2025 is looking to be another fantastic gathering of influencers and online personalities. This time, organizers are adding Breakout Groups– a way for fans to connect with and learn from their favorite podcasters and creators. Here are the first Breakout Groups for sign up:

• Comedy Bang Bang demonstrates how to write everything but a joke

• Jeffrey Star will tell you to go get him a coffee. IN PERSON

• Join the prankster creators Cog & SweeHee as they literally assault random people on the street. JUST A PRANK BRO!

• Learn how to complete your GED with @GED_COMPLETA

• Build furniture with Jason Bateman. He doesn't know how to make furniture, either, but both of you could learn a little something together.

UAG

Y'all, Let's Say Goodbye To More Stuff In Advertising!

The Ineffectual King in the Royal Match Mobile Game

If you've ever been on YouTube or Facebook lately, you've likely seen ads for Royal Match! A casual puzzle game that features a cartoon king in constant need of rescue.

He's always in danger of drowning or being buried alive or getting sliced by swinging saw blades. My first thought is, He's a king. Where is his security detail? How are they allowing him to always get into these situations? Is this a sexual kink of his?

I mean, it's a twist on the damsel in distress trope, I guess. But it does annoy me to see the supposed monarch of a sovereign nation groveling and begging like a pathetic coward. Have some self respect, your highness!

Hey, Whattaya Say We Say Goodbye To All The Shit That Marketers Want Us To Say Goodbye To?

Bye! Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye!

InfoWar Conspiracy Stories: CORRECTIONS

We're going to do something a little different this time. Alex Jones and his harmful band of writers have floated plenty of conspiracy theories over the years. Here now are some past stories they ran and what was discovered after the fact checkers scrutinized them:

• Mandals were not created by Italian leather manufacturers to de-masculinize American men. We talked to two of them and they just laughed at us.

• The pizza place whose basement was supposed to be the headquarters of a child sex ring run by Hillary Clinton was in fact a TACO place.

• That sign on the break room vending machine that says "OUT OF ORDER" wasn't, in fact, lying.

• The Philadelphia-based snack company Tastykake Baking Company is NOT run by a bunch of cricket people hell bent on destroying the country by making everyone lazy and content with their irresistible Butterscotch Krimpets.

 • A$AP Rocky, A$AP Ferg, A$AP Nast and A$AP Josh were already named that before meeting each other. It was all a giant coincidence.

• Alex Jones's farts do NOT smell like chalk. That white residue is there, but it does not have an odor.

Here Are Your Job Numbers For December 2019

Hey guys. This is Mark from the parking deck- you know me from "No, I don't have change for a $50" and "Sorry. I have to charge you for a full 30 minutes. Rules is rules." But for now, I'm the guy that the CEO has inexplicably asked to provide the office with job numbers for your timesheets. And he slipped me an extra hundo for my trouble, so here goes:

26698: Twerking through your fart

42994: Farting through your twerk

02233: Protesting the female Dr. Who like an asshole

71989: Cheating at curling

95735: Peeing into an airplane liquor bottle

48288: Chatting it up with the Minister of Finance

66183: Holding the pickle

30042: Transcribing Don Henley lyrics

57710: Using Google maps to find the Gräfenberg spot

44736: Wearing gold lamé and pulling it off pretty well, I must say

Wanting, Needing, Waiting, For You To Justify My Pathmark