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Random 7-11 Shelf Fun

I don't know if you've ever tried this particular flavor of Coca-Cola, but imagine toxic waste combined with stale sweetener. Still better than a Pepsi, though.

This is for the ULTIMATE peanut butter lovers who don't want to fuck around with some chocolate covering on a Reese's. Why? Because it's not peanut butter! I imagine actual ultimate peanut butter lovers are just scooping straight out of a peanut butter jar into their mouths.

I'm not sure if this sign is up for health code reasons, for public safety reasons, or just because they were sick of seeing dumbasses burn their fingers. 

Ummm...

I'm guessing someone named their beloved pets after former presidents, and not their kids?

"Who pooped on the carpet? Was that you, Obama?"

Twitter's Least Used Hashtags, Week of November 4

I hate Twitter. But one thing they've got going for it is hashtags. They allow you to connect with other people talking about the same thing, just in a different vapid, under informed way.

Here now are Twitter's least used hashtags, which you're welcome to add to your dumb rants about Starbucks cups or black people or which cartoon cat is more fuckable.

#smurfracism

#gangrenousarmpits

#photoboothdickpics

#tobleroneenema

#flipthatrefugeetent

#poopchuteforeplay

#chelseaclintonrapvideo

#casperthedisembodieddeadchild

#goldencorralmissedconnections

#intercoursewithahippo'snostril

#that24hourCVSeveryone'safraidof

#AlYankovicwasprettynormalbeforehewasWeird

#laughingtillyoushartwearingwhitealsoyou'rethePope

#puttingahotdoginyourhatsoyouhaveanicesnacklaterdon'tjudge

Comic Strip Where The Last Panel Is Always A Remote Oil Rig

People Are So Inconsiderate.

People are so inconsiderate. Not only do they leave their shopping carts in the middle of parking spaces, just steps away from a cart corral...


... but they don't finish a perfectly good corn on the cob and just leave it out for crows to pick at.

Joel Takes a Stand on His Knees.

With celebrities like Rachael Ray and Tommy Lasorda pitching everything from duffel bags to blue cheese douches, Joel realized it was time for him parlay his notoriety to endorse some products he believes in.

Among these:

The Velour Loincloth by Dazzel®. Sparkly and sheer, even in the darkest of nightclubs. It lifts for easy access to dick, with handy velcro corners to keep the flap up while your going down. $44.99 at Structure.

The Stadium Buddy, Senior Golden Years Edition. Just like the common Stadium Buddy, but leakier and easier to use while always flaccid. Also reeks of "Grandma's Attic." $29.99

Dick Plus™. All the taste and texture of regular dick, but with added vitamins and minerals. $22.99 for a six pack at GNC.

Pelican Wings. Tasty barbecued wings of actual pelicans? Why? Fuck it! Available at Wing City and Domino's Pizzas. $4.99 with purchase of a medium pizza. Offer good through Sept 30. No subsitutions.

(pictured above, not every school in Connecticut is Yale)