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Monday, November 10, 2025
Thursday, November 7, 2019
Friday, May 10, 2019
Some Hollywood Movies Based On A Pediatric Nurse's Scrubs
Hollywood is plumb out of ideas, so studios have turned to their next obvious resource for scripts was the scrubs of a pediatric nurse in Summit, NJ. Here now are some films currently in development:
"PALS" starring Joaquin Phoenix and Martin Lawrence
Two goofball friends-of-cops (but not cops themselves!) find themselves in a wacky citywide mystery when their cop roommates wind up dead at City Hall. Featuring Brent Spiner as the mayor.
"Me & You"
From the writers of "This Is Us", this romantic drama stars the kid from "Ready Player One" and that model chick from "Suicide Squad" who always looks pissed. Also starring Kristen Stewart as the perky older sister.
"Side-Kick"
Fan favorites Tonto and Robin come out from their partners' shadows to fight crime THEIR WAY! Starring Adam Beach as Tonto and Danny Pudi as Robin. Also featuring Jean Smart as Darkseid.
"U Me & Us"
From the writers of "This Is Us", this romantic drama stars Eva Longoria, Teri Hatcher, Nicollette Sheridan and Marcia Cross. THIS IS NOT A DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES REUNION.
"DAWG!" starring Randy Jackson
This loosely-based-on-reality film follows American Idol judge Randy Jackson as he discovers a world of things that are going to be a "no" for him. Directed by Spike Jonze.
"BFF" starring Jacob Tremblay, Mackenzie Foy and Caleb McLaughlin
Nostalgia time! This 80s childhood comedy-drama-coming of age story follows three friends who share a watering hole during their last summer together. Featuring the music of Debbie Gibson, Tiffany, Howard Jones and Oingo Boingo. It directs itself.
Wednesday, February 6, 2019
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Wednesday, December 3, 2014
The EADJ Winter Fashion Round-Up
Not sure if that's a really long sweater or a man-dress with jeans underneath. The craftsmanship is amazing.
Nothing like some old school North Face down-jacket-action to mess up a Uniqlo hipster-down-jacket vibe.
Fur goes with almost everything. Except jeans that are patterned like pizza barf.
CHECKS! STRIPES! PLAID! LEOPARD! FISHNET!
MY EYES! MY EYES! SO MANY PATTERNS!
Gordy got dressed in all professional wear except for the sweatpants. 75% is still passing, you know.
Monday, October 20, 2014
This Week In Hip Hop Awfulness
Just think. The only thing keeping you from bathing in fresh, bright green lagoon water is Elephant Man and two women with low self esteem.
Never, never hire an amateur electrician.
Some hip hop artists actually don't endorse Pro Activ Solution.
One thing that can ruin a gangsta vibe is if someone in your crew makes farts that sound like a cat meowing.
Lumi sits on her golden throne of sparkling good intentions.
"Hey, I bet you I can get my ass kicked in thirty seconds. Watch!"
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
"Hey bitches over there, I make more money than you. See all my bling? Smell my nuts!"
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
No comment. Fuck Chris Brown.
You won't go far at Cold Stone Creamery if you keep losing the sherbet scoop, fellas. Keep looking.
Global warming has been attributed to both the proliferation of greenhouse gases from factories worldwide and from White Dogg's sweaty nutsack.
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