Twitter is an ugly woman who acts like she's a runway model. Twitter is a dish of stale rest stop pizza that is being sold as filet mignon. Twitter is a D rate actor billing himself as the next Sam Worthington. Twitter is a two legged dog with a boner dragging itself along a shag carpet. These are this week's least used Twitter hashtags that you can use for your own stupid Tweets:
##oxycontingiveaway
#SpaghettiOsfitonmydick
#vinylglovefilledwithfarts
#Netflixandletsjustbefriendsokay
#sorrynotsorryokayactuallysorry
#theBazookaJoecinematicuniverse
#stranglingtheguyfromDepecheMode
#lookingfabulouswhileevictingafamilyoffive
#itsactuallynotcomplicatedijusthaveterribletasteinmen
#itturnsoutEddieMoneyonlyhadonetickettoparadisebutlied
