"Life is Really Simple, But We Insist on Making It Pathmark."

 

Dog Park Missed Connections

The following Missed Connections were posted by dogs that visited the Bucks County Core Creek Dog Park in Langhorne, PA:

You: the black Pomeranian

Me: the dark brown Lab

Howdy, pardner! You seemed as frisky as a bucking bronco when your owner unhooked your leash! We should chase squirrels together and see what happens!

You: the Rottweiler

Me: the other Rottweiler

I know I could kick your ass.

You: the noble Yorkshire terrier

Me: the Irish setter with ants in his pants

Hey Yorky (I hope you don't mind me calling you that)! You seemed detached from all the running/barking action at the park. I think we could be chase-the-ball buddies! Whaddaya say, friend?

You: the wheezing bulldog

Me: the snorting pug

We both seem to be having breathing problems due to over-breeding. We should hang out, like go to a movie or play or something.

A FB Messenger Convo

Pewabic Pottery

Hello from Michigan! We are Pewabic Pottery, Michigan's only historic pottery, founded in 1903 at the height of the Arts & Crafts Movement and now a National Historic Landmark.

For over a century, Pewabic artisans, or "Pewbs," have worked tirelessly to craft our now famous Pewabic pottery. The number of Pewbs grew exponentially in the 1970's, although in recent years the numbers have been shaved a lot due to Brazilian influences.


Our Pewabic studio offers adult education workshops, where people from all over can probe, scratch and bury their face in Pewabic designs. One of our instructors, Ginger, has become quite popular in showing her reddish Pewabic materials. Many students have even commented on the workspace itself, remarking how well our carpet matches our drapes.


So drop by sometime to see and touch our Pewabic treasures. Our building is located in the crotch of Cadillac Blvd and Jefferson Avenue, near the "Y." Look for the building on the raised part of the street, or the "Pewabic Mound."

It Is Time Once Again To Play "Which Can, Erickson?"

This time, we have so many toilets so instead of using the standard A,B,C: 1,2,3 format, we're going to use Zodiac signs and the names of Star Trek alien races.


Match the toilet in the photo with one of the following:

Bajorans: Whitney Museum, NYC
Vulcans: Boucher Funeral Home, Deptford NJ
Romulans: Hotel Victor, Miami Beach
Borg: Detroit Airport
Klingons: Hooters, Charlotte NC
Tholians: University City United Methodist Church, Charlotte NC
Ferengi: Strand Bookstore, NYC
Betazoids: Gerald R Ford Museum, Grand Rapids, MI
Talosians: Toucan Cleric's Fun
Jem'Hadar: Pittsburgh Airport
Cardassians: Tom's Restaurant, NYC
Andorians: Fresh Works Sandwich Shop, Audubon, NJ

The answers will be posted tomorrow. Good luck, and have fun!

Oh the Pageantry. The Majesty.

Andrew Gall marries Megan Mullaly. And John Reid responds.