Newman's Own Salad Dressing Labels Have Changed and are No Longer Fun

THEN: 

Cheeky, customized illustrations of beloved actor Paul Newman dressed in various national garb to match the salad dressing flavor. So fun!

NOW:

Safe, uninspired bottle labels that shrank Newman's likeness and confined him to a small area, surrounded by floating ingredients, like some kind of salad Phantom Zone. Weak.

Some Unanswered Plot Questions from Netflix's "Charlie's Colorforms City", Season 2

Of all the colorful neighborhoods in Colorforms City, why do visitors go to the Red Light District first?

Is the informant that ratted out Charlie's meth operation still alive?

How did Milo smuggle gun parts into the prison?

Will Mayor Sunbeam's history of human trafficking affect his chances at reelection?

Is that your dog?

Has the Colorforms gang war with Shrinky Dink City gotten worse? 

EADJ Masthead Update

The sidebar gif was submitted by Mollusk Award recipient John Reid.

And in response, the above masthead was submitted by Joel via http://makeitstranger.com.

I like how it didn't occur to Joel to just spell the whole thing out, but his version is better.