Spotted at Walgreens

Some mixed signals from the big W:

Accidental Exquisite Corpse

Spotted on FB:

Today We Ask Skeletor If He Feels Like An Asshole In That Thing, Part 2

 Skeletor, do you feel like an asshole in that thing?

Today We Ask Skeletor If He Feels Like An Asshole In That Thing

Skeletor, do you feel like an asshole in that thing?

UAG

Yes, There Is A 2016 Update To The Shorter, Fatter Version Of Scott Peterson, Featuring the Original Cast

By the way, Disney now owns the reboot rights to T.S.F.V.O.S.P.

And second by the way, here is the "lightning in a bottle" that Todd was talking about, from an EADJ entry back in March 5, 2007.

Chumming The Slopes With More "Avalanche Shark" Taglines

Yet more unwanted taglines for a movie whose time never came:

Cold, man. That's cold.

EADJ Fashion Tip

If you're fat, don't wear one of those punky jackets with skeletons on it. It just shows people how much strain your poor bones are under. Poor skeleton.