Raining Blood and Containing Bud

Spotted on FB, a Slayer + Igloo product tie-in:

Fancy a refreshing beverage whilst burning in Hell?

Well, Lookie There. It's Time Once Again To Say Goodbye To All The Shit Advertisers Want You To Say Goodbye To

Goodbye! *kiss* Goodbye! Goodbye! Bye-bye!

This Week In Hip Hop Awfulness

WE WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR FORGETTING THE UMBRELLA.

Kelly LeBrock looked gooooood in the 80s.

Beam me up, Scott La Rock.

Just hangin' out in the window of the pawn shop. What RU doing?

No, you idiot, you're supposed to take the gold foil off the Ferrero Rocher before you eat it.

The wall on somebody's headshop would like their shitty poster back.

Wait, is this a strip club or a boxing ring? Or a runway? And who hires Ray J anymore?

Who knew T-Pain had Mickey Mouse ears under that top hat all that time?

A report from EADJ West

The following entry has been submitted by Andrew Gall:

I spent this past week traveling from Chicago to Seattle for my new job. My dad flew out to help me move. On the way, we had a variety of spirited discussions, including the conspiracy theory flick Zeitgeist, good hamburgers, and why a large styrofoam cooler is always a good idea, even if it takes up more space in the car than your computer and box of socks. Naturally, discussion turned to Joel and his dick-eating ability at some point. I eased the EADJ phenomenon into conversation casually, wondering what, if anything, my dad's first impressions would be.

A quote:

"A blog about someone named Joel eating dick? I'm pretty sure I wouldn't want to read that."

Well, so much for wondering.

Other choice anecdotes included my dad calling a fly an asshole, blow-drying his hair (he's bald) and wearing Axe. I also discovered that he has Patrick Swayze's "She's like the wind" on his Ipod. He was very defensive about this. Overall, it was a solid bonding experience, and we made it to Seattle in one piece.

Another quote, this one about Al Green:

"Boy did he sweat a lot."

Indeed.

(pictured above, those dang Chicago college kids are at it again)