Some Terrible But Available Pornstar Names

Welcome to Exxxotic Productions! I'm sure you're ready to get started, but before you get on that water bed and hump in front of the cameras, we're going to need you to fill out these tax forms, sign this NDA, and then pick out a pornstar name from this shoebox. Don't worry– none of these have ever been used by someone else, and you'll find out with good reason:

Males

Fenton Nil

Asper Inne

Putin Mydickinyou

Crymore Liberals

*Very* Deep Roy

Females

Eiffel T. That

Kara Pace

Sara Tonin

Shen Yun (she’ll never stop bothering you afterward)

G. Lori Hole

AMAZING New Speakers Scheduled For VidCon!!!!

The upcoming VidCon is shaping up to be a veritable Who's Who of High School Students influencers, content creators and Instagram models, and tickets are still available! Reserve your spot now and catch these newly added speakers:

• Bad Luck Brian is scheduled to fall down the convention center stairs in a horrific accident

• Dhar Mann wasn't invited, but the police will be ready to tackle him if he does show up

• Instagram comedian Toby Wallace unveils his HILARIOUS and SPOT-ON impression Mr. Hargraves from 3rd period!

• TikTok's Sherpa Watzillahala will catch a bullet. In their chest.

•  Cristiano Ronaldo will stand up and personally name and thank all 628 million of his Instagram followers.

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EADJ Cryptocurrency News!

EADJ has the latest cryptocurrency news, updates, values, prices, and more related to Bitcoin, Ethereum, Dogecoin, DeFi and NFTs, starting RIGHT NOW!!!!

• Bitcoin Miner XPORNSTARXCOREY8 has announced a merger with next door neighbor and best friend 69PENTHOUSEDUDExSOHUNG to pool their resources for a global operation, currently valued at ₿6.7 Trillion

• NFT update: the Pink Armadillo With A Party Hat NFT has plunged in value from ₿80 billion to only ₿4 billion because someone on SNL said the word "pink". Up to four dozen bitcoin trillionaires have lost their life savings.

• Federal Trade Commissioner Henry Pym has assured investors that bitcoin volatility has been stabilized after someone removed a leaf from the Wall Street ticker outside.

• Crypto-startup EXCELLENCE has successfully converted all of their company's assets into blockchain technology and have reduced their real-world footprint into a thumb drive that's around here somewhere...

• The following new bitcoin currencies have been announced as of four minutes ago:

    - Georgies

    - Porgies

    - Puddings

    - Pies

    - XTreme Savage Points

    - Marlboro Miles

    - Douches

    - Coaches

Twitter's Least Used Hashtags, Week of April 25, 2017

I scream, you scream, we all scream for Twitter's servers to crash permanently! Here are the latest godawful hashtags you can use in your godawful Twitter feed, ya dense goon:

#grist

#slothjerky

#Cheetochopsticks

#poppingzitsattheMet

#icanfitCheeriosonmydick

#promposingatanSTDclinic

#WolfBlitzersballsarentfurry

#browsingKalPennsIMDbpage

#bodyshamingStephenHawking

#alotofthesethingsareblatantlysexual