Yet Another Ad On Facebook

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

Oh Dammit, You're Not Going To Do That Stupid "Which Can, Erickson" Bit Again Where People Have To Guess The Toilets, Are You? I Hate That Bit.

Guess the toilet (indicated by a synonym for "dog") with the following locations:

Applebee's, Newark, Delaware
Carolines Comedy Club, NYC
Fat Tuesday on South Street, Philadelphia
Mayflower Hotel, Washington D.C.
Pirate's Den, Brigantine, New Jersey
Quik Trip Gas Station, Peters, Missouri
Quincy Country Club, Quincy, Illinois
St. Louis Airport
Trump Tower & Hotel, NYC

Answers will be revealed on Monday.

Coming Soon: The Rolly Wrap Competition

There's this deli on Lexington & 41st Street that sells something called Rolly Wraps. Now, I've never personally seen one, but it sounds candy-like and a little unsanitary. What we're doing here at EADJ is collecting people's artistic renderings of what they think a rolly wrap looks like, to be judged by Toucan Cleric's Fun's own Larry K, who has seen one in person. He will judge the most accurate and/or most interesting drawings and EADJ will reward that person with something of value. Maybe even an all-expenses trip to the Rolly Wrap deli.

Please send all Rolly Wrap drawing or Photoshop submissions to destoye@mac.com under the subject line "Rolly Wrap." Judging will be on Wednesday, August 27 at 3pm. There is no other significance to that date.

Official Rules:
•Drawing must be smaller than 8.5 x 11" using any materials
•No cheating. You cannot trace an actual Rolly Wrap
•Video or audio submissions will not be returned
•Drawings of penises will not count, Joel

Good luck to everyone who submits!