The Latest Perks Added To the AMC Stubs Rewards Program

Word of mouth is spreading, and thousands of new AMC Stubs members have been added in the past weeks. What's the big fuss? Well, AMC already has a successful rewards program but has announced even more perks that members can enjoy if they sign up now.

Here are the newest benefits added to the program:

• Free Se7en themed popcorn bucket which is just a cardboard box with a woman's head in it

• If you can find a way to hook up a garden hose to the soda fountain and snake it all the way to your seat, go nuts

• Free COVID testing before, during and after any matinee.

• We will turn down the volume of the movie if your phone rings and you have to answer it.

• One of our guys will make out with your Mom to distract her if she's not enjoying the film

• If you get a boner during a sexy scene, we promise not to shine our flashlights on it

Not Very "Gangsta"

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• Bitcoin Miner XPORNSTARXCOREY8 has announced a merger with next door neighbor and best friend 69PENTHOUSEDUDExSOHUNG to pool their resources for a global operation, currently valued at ₿6.7 Trillion

• NFT update: the Pink Armadillo With A Party Hat NFT has plunged in value from ₿80 billion to only ₿4 billion because someone on SNL said the word "pink". Up to four dozen bitcoin trillionaires have lost their life savings.

• Federal Trade Commissioner Henry Pym has assured investors that bitcoin volatility has been stabilized after someone removed a leaf from the Wall Street ticker outside.

• Crypto-startup EXCELLENCE has successfully converted all of their company's assets into blockchain technology and have reduced their real-world footprint into a thumb drive that's around here somewhere...

• The following new bitcoin currencies have been announced as of four minutes ago:

    - Georgies

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    - Puddings

    - Pies

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    - Marlboro Miles

    - Douches

    - Coaches

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