"I Walk Slowly, But I Never Walk Pathmark."

Here Are The Shows That Are Being Removed And Added To Hulu This Month

Periodically, Hulu renews or cancels shows or movies based on viewer preferences. Here now are all the shows that will be added to Hulu's schedule this month:

• We Retell the Classics With Emojis Because The Kids Seem To Like It

• Baron Tumid & Lady Clenched

• Game Show: Guess Our WiFi Password!

• An 8 Hour Fully-Restored and Remastered Documentary on Candlebox

• Dingaling Hygiene

• Jake Crackity's News Quarter Hour

Here are the shows and movies that Hulu is removing this month:

• Nothing But Podcast Program Notes

• Napkin Folding Documentary by a Clearly Schizophrenic Woman

• The 2021 Gender-Swapped Porky's

• Some Pawn Shop Scumbags Ripping Off Old People

• Drag Queen Ninja Course Challenge

• 4 Hours of Footage of Divorced Men Trying To Assemble IKEA Furniture

• Cock! The Making of the Smash Hit Musical

The EADJ Fashion Round-Up

It's important that your pleather pants match your pleather bag when traveling.

Nothing evokes the spirit of the Caribbean islands quite like Panda Express.

Remember when people used to dress up to fly on an airplane? She doesn't.

A tie-dye pattern that swirls right into ol' Vag Valley.

EADJ: The Year 2014 In Review

So Google+ took a bunch of photos off of EADJ from the past year and generated a nice compilation video set to some 80s German electro.

I'm sure Google+'s original intent was to compile some nice photos of family and friends, etc., but this EADJ video is just a long parade of useless crap:

Crap in, crap out, right? Crap blog.

The ProofrEADJer, Post-Holiday Edition

The ProofrEADJer, November Edition

And now for another segment where we take people's honest mistakes and blow them out of proportion to make us feel better about ourselves.



















This was supposed to read "Diet Pepsi:"

SHOCKER!!

Sources have not confirmed this yet, but apparently Joel did NOT eat dick yesterday.

Four think tanks in Washington are trying to come up with a theory to explain this astounding aberration. Their theories so far:

• Joel really did eat dick, but he lied that he didn't.

• Joel somehow found the Invisible Man

• Lent?

• The security cameras that usually record Joel eating dick were for some reason turned off by Joel's chimp servant.

• Joel has found a hole to another dimension where he can eat an infinite amount of new dick while looking like he never ate a single dick in this dimension.

• That Joel just dropped the ball, and this universe is about to invert on itself.

(pictured above, Old Navy introduces the new Jessica Foster line)