Meanwhile, At the Gaslight Restaurant...

"Here's your check, folks! Thanks for coming!"

*Looks at check*

"Excuse me, miss?"

"Yes?"

"This seems to be another person's check. And it's for $673.44"

"No, that's the correct check. You're table 8."

"But I only ordered a salad for lunch. This check lists Ossobuco and a bottle of 1995 Chateau Pontet-Canet Pauillac for $480."

"Yes, I hope you enjoyed that Bordeaux. I told you it was full bodied and fruity!"

"But you didn't. And I didn't have any wine for lunch. This is all a mistake. Could I speak to your manager?"

"You already did. And you told her you would pay for your bill. You don't remember?"

"I did?"

"Yep. Will you be paying with Visa or Mastercard?"

"...Uh, Mastercard, I guess..."

Coming soon: The EADJ Crapcade!

EADJ is proud to announce the upcoming new segment, The Crapcade, cousin to the EADJ Crapinema. Here we'll review the shittiest games, systems, or controllers this side of Chinatown, including the Playstation 1 game pictured above, "Largo Winch: Commando SAR" which we recently picked up at Rite Aid for 9 bucks.

Watch this space for videogame shittery!