Showing posts with label Fellow countrymen. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Fellow countrymen. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 8, 2025

Synopses For Upcoming Episodes of Netflix's "Charlie's Colorforms City"


"Injustices"

Charlie is forced to confront his own racism when he makes a broad statement about tan people being subhuman. A runaway from Olivetown reveals they are the mayor's illegitimate daughter and throws the upcoming election in turmoil. An unsolved murder remains unsolved.



"Dual Loyalties"

Charlie arranges a meeting of all the Colorforms City gang leadership, only to find out it was a trap set by the police. A hidden camera in a motel room becomes an instant moneymaker for Charlie. Colorforms women lose the right to vote.


"Down, Motherfucker"

Joshua and Ellie help kids learn how to count to 20. Drug lords in the Purple Pink neighborhood take over the surrounding suburb turf and expand their distribution. A train yard murder reveals an entire population of C.H.U.D.s living under Colorform City.

Wednesday, January 29, 2025

An Imagined Conversation



"Sir, are we finally ready to relaunch our Lasagna with Meat & Sauce?"

"Maybe, Danny. This last four weeks have been tough on the development team, I know. Lots of late nights. Conference room arguments. And some team members have spent the night here multiple nights. But it's important that we satisfy the Lasagna With Meat Sauce Standard after that last lasagna audit. See, when the Lasagna With Meat Sauce Board informed us that the amount of meat in our lasagna didn't satisfy their rigorous standard, I felt like I had let you—I let the entire Stouffer's family—down. So I made the decision to come back to the L.W.M.S.B. with nothing but the very best lasagna and told you all to DOUBLE THE MEAT. You remember that?"

"Yes."

"I know it was a crazy move, but I knew that we could only hope to satisfy the Lasagna With Meat Sauce standard if we doubled the meat. Sure, lots of lasagna companies would just add 10% or 20% more meat, but Stouffer's wouldn't be where it is today by being timid with their meat decisions. We can't afford another round or two of meat proportion negotiations. So 200% it is. Let's just pray it's enough, Danny."

"God help us."