Yet Even More Terrible Porn Names

We had an earlier entry that revealed some understandably unused porn actor names. Then we had a second entry that listed the ones that weren't even good enough to make the first cut. Here now is the third tier of rejected porn names that YOU can use for YOURSELF if you so choose to enter the pornographic film industry! Have at it, and good luck!:


HER:

Gastra Intestinal
Sarah Problemofficer
Eff Idgy
Susan B. Cumonmytits
Dawn Onernees
Frida Go
Angela Plasty
Em Plants
Listeria Crompits
B.J. Biteslikehell

Aria Rug

Spanx McFuckdog

HIM:

Kiel Basa
Pube Goldberg
Rumplestiffdick
Mayor Ed Crotch
Bernie Whenyoupee
Lefty Loosie
Bruce Bowels
Vance Deferens
Boz Deep
Aido Guystoo
Crevice Von Stinkdick

In Defense Of CBS 2 News' Alice Gainer

Here at EADJ, we feel it's important to take more than one stance on an issue, as we've demonstrated on our famous entries on the abortion debate and immigration reform.

So instead of lambasting Alice Gainer and accusing her of trying to break up the best damn news team of all time,  we stopped drinking the hateorade and have decided to entertain the idea that Alice Gainer is instead a reliable fill-in.

Perhaps we were hasty in judging Alice Gainer and felt threatened based on her looks, which when you think about it, was everything that Martin Luther King, Jr. was fighting.

So let's show appreciation to Alice Gainer for being that clutch team player, that trustworthy substitute teacher who can be there at the drop of a hat. THANK YOU, ALICE GAINER!

Here is a full list of Alice Gainer's journalistic awards on her website.

An Entry All About Kristine Johnson From CBS 2 New York

If you live in the New Jersey/ New York metropolitan area, you're bound to watch the CBS 2 local news with Maurice DuBois (that means "of wood") and Kristine Johnson. They are a very professional and engaging news team and have won many awards in broadcast journalism, but all that has very little to do with how amazingly hot Kristine Johnson is. She is so hot that she is the only person these days who can pull off the "Rachel" haircut.

From her website: 

Kristine Johnson is proud to be a recipient of three Emmy Awards for her part in breaking news coverage of “The Miracle on the Hudson” and the Brooklyn Tornadoes. During her time at CBS 2 she has covered political elections, Pope Benedict’s visit to NYC and several other major breaking news events. She has occasionally broadcast the news wearing a Bon Jovi t-shirt cut to show her midriff and a clear latex cheerleading outfit.

Okay, I made up that last sentence.

In addition to simply reading the news, Maurice and Kristine convert their incredible between-story banter skills to interview local politicians and other schmucks.

Of course, with such universal beauty as Kristine's, it's easy to occasionally see her doppelgangers in other, less dignified contexts.