There's Pointless, and Then There's Pointless.

Do you know anyone who works in the food service industry who enjoys playing games like Diner Dash? I don't. I can't imagine someone spending 9+ hours slinging hash for bitchy, demanding customers only to come home and do the same thing for free in their spare time. Frankly, I don't get the allure of these types of games in the first place. Seems like kind of pointless, thankless busywork... Hold up. It's my turn in Words With Friends. Gotta go. Sorry, later!

The ProofrEADJer: Mid August Edition

 Fun fact: Every time for the past decade, when I type "ProofrEADJer",  it autocorrects to "proofreader" and I have to go back and change it. Agonizing!

Okay, this one is technically not a typo, but the header saying "But The Information Chart" is pretty odd

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The Pathmark To Hell is Paved With Target Intentions

 

*Whew* You discarded it just in time. That thang fugly.

 

Nothing pays tribute to Whitney Houston quite like a discarded lollipop.

 

 Lock jaw?

 

Personally, I don't see what the buzz is about Nicki Minaj, paper towels or toy garbage trucks.

 

Nothing says "WELCOME" like a terrifying sculpture of a frog wielding an axe.

 

Neither Trayvon Martin nor parmesan cheese belong here.

 

I don't know what an "Ask The Unicorn" button is, but I don't think it belongs near pet food.

 

"I am Five Iron Man!"

Lazy, sad, and imitation.

Use It Or Lose It

7 Terrible Substances To Masturbate With:

1) Cayenne Pepper Sauce with Capers

2) Lava Soap

3) Liquid Nitrogen

4) The tears of a martyr's widow

5) Ironically, that shampoo that makes you cum

6) A mixture of wood shavings, ball bearings and guacamole

7) Piping hot oatmeal

(pictured above, the Hater's Ball is apparently right off the 4 & 5 express lines this year)