
(today's post has been submitted by guest EADJ writer Andrew Gall)
Porkchop Sandwiches!
Yay! This is Mister Cringerpants, the cutest kitty in the whole wide world. Tin pirate sign! I had it all!
Memememememe. Look at all your different colored hats!
Yay! Marshall's nuts were ultimately unsatisfying. You're not a pimp, dude! Snakes on a Plane, Vince! Body massage, body massage, body massage, body massage! Now it's time for cake!
Yay! Are you in the army? These beats are so fresh! Weird! Are you Buzz Lightyear? We're all dead, get the fuck out of here! And I say hey yay yay yay yay, hey yay yay. I say hey, what's goin' on? You're not my Dad!
Eat a dick, Joel!
(pictured above, a shopkeeper on Melrose tells J'Net it looks "great" on her.)