Answers To Yesterday's "Which Can, Erickson?"

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Okay, that was too easy, wasn't it?

We paired yesterday's mystery toilets with common spices to make the game less challenging, and suddenly everyone guessed all eight toilets within seconds. Bah, next time we'll let you people sweat it out more.

Six Lies Told By The Brochure For The Broadway Show "Peter And The Starcatcher"

1. You actually don't have to experience it for yourself if you have a friend with an exceptional gift for storytelling who has seen it.

2. Freddy Mercury is only in this production for a few minutes, and he doesn't even sing.

3. "The most mayhem-filled evening of madcap fun on Broadway" is actually the refunds booth for "Spider-Man: Turn Off The Dark."

4. There are only four reasons. Numbers 1 and 5 are the same. They cheated!

5. Calling, going online, and buying tickets are indeed 3 ways to buy, but not "now" if the box office is closed. (3 Ways, 5 Reasons, 6 Lies. This is very confusing.)

6. "It's got more pirates than any show on Broadway." There are actually more guys with video cameras at the AMC Times Square Theatre filming their terrible copies of "The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn, Part 2."

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Unexpected Effect

Friday's EADJ entry looked a little weird when I happened to read it on my iPhone today:


It turns out my phone thought you could dial all that useless faux binary code.


Who knew!

Have I Found Her?

Way, way back in April 2007, I found this random photo developed along with my own at a CVS:


Fast forward five years to the American Airlines Admiral's Club in St. Louis. And after I've had six beers. Mein Gott, I think I've spotted her!





Chalk it up to my photographic memory and devotion to this blog. Or either attribute it to my drunk ass sadly surfing my own blog at an airport. But you have to admit, there is a resemblance. Why she would keep the same hairstyle after 5 years doesn't make a lot of sense, but hell, I've done it.

Some would point out that the girl at the airport doesn't have that birthmark on her left cheek like the girl in the photo. But she easily could've had that removed with laser surgery or a pen knife.


I dunno. I'm pretty convinced I could work for the FBI.

Spotted at the St. Louis Airport

Some very judgmental signage.

Happy Jerald Lunch Eve!

"From the death of each day's hope another hope sprung up to live to-morrow."
-Charles Dickens

Weeks have come down to days. And now, days to hours. Anticipation has crescendoed into a palpable, feverish buzz. WE ARE MEETING JERALD TOMORROW.

July 19, 2008 will be an historic date for Eat A Dick Joel. That's why we have decided to declare July 19 National Jerald Prevalence Day. Observance of this day will begin next year with the following itinerary:

8:00am General Welcome and releasing of the doves
8:30am The Popping o' the Collar
9:00-9:15am Mid-morning snack
9:15-10:00am Breaking up into discussion groups and "buddies"
10:00-11:00am Stretching and Calisthenics
11:30-12:00pm Pre-lunch snacks
12:00-2:00pm Lunch
2:00-2:30pm Mopping Lessons
2:30-3:00pm Talent Show
3:00-5:30pm Orgy
5:30-6:30pm Mid-afternoon snack
6:30-6:45pm Lecture: Popular Patio Floor Materials and Their Maintenance
6:45-7:00pm Dinner
7:00-10:00pm Awards Ceremony and Certification / Hoe Down