EADJ Fashion Roundup

Beverly sports the Parappa The Rapper / Fred Durst hip-hop look in 2025.

Karla remains fabulous even while shopping for cumquats in Whole Foods.

Just Do It? Naomi just does it with some yellow Nikes and a super-swooshed jacket. 

Celeste feels faint. Someone call the space station robot doctor from the 1970s!

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Dmitri is ready for Season 3 of Squid Game.

EADJ Introduces: Fringe Backdrop!

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Breaking: Some New Added Perks of an AMC Stubs Rewards Membership

Holy fuck, just when you thought being an AMC Stubs Rewards Member couldn't get any more tits, shit like this happens and your dick just gets even harder. Here are more perks to being a member, if you aren't already:

• Free escort to your car (bad neighborhoods only)

• Complimentary visor for when the screen is just too darn bright

• Samples at the concession stand of Kurt's latest edibles, dude

• Free swirly in the bathroom for nerds

• Free 8-piece sectional couch of your choosing (NO DELIVERIES)

• This here bottle of scotch/cough medicine

• Free handjob by either Tiffany (works Tuesdays) or Hank (works Sundays, Mondays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays)

• We'll let you make out with any of our cardboard standees for 5 minutes, no judgements

• Stubs members can kick anyone out of the handicapped seating area, including handicapped people

The ProofrEADJer: Second Week of September Edition

This plumbing company also decorates donuts.

And yes, I'm an asshole for including this, but a typo's a typo.