Uh... Thanks, Blogger

Pictured above, I suddenly get notices for hundreds of past EADJ posts for possibly unacceptable content. I blame Supreme Court prude and busybody Amy Coney Barrett.

Which Can, Erickson? Supreme Court Edition

Match the following toilets (with accompanying Supreme Court Justices) to their respective locations. The background, political leanings and ethnic background of the justices are not relevant to the answers.

1. Essex County Courthouse, Newark, NJ

2. Hidden Hand Tattoo, Fremont, WA

3. The Please Touch Museum, Philadelphia

4. The Berghoff, Chicago

5. Sushi Roku, Los Angeles

6. Props For Today, New York

Full answers tomorrow.

DID YOU KNOW?

Did you know that electrical appliances still draw electricity when they are turned off but plugged in? You did? Oh. Well, aren't you smart, then. Sorry we didn't bring you any information there- we didn't realize we were talking to a genius in the room. Sheez.

Oh no, don't apologize. We don't deserve your apologies. We're sorry we wasted your precious genius time with worthless information. We were trying to be helpful and spread information about conserving energy, but clearly we're lowly, inconsiderate assholes for taking you away from mapping the human genome or fixing the economy or whatever it is you geniuses do. Fuck us.

Hey, how about this. How about we run whatever new electricity conservation information we have by a panel of Jeopardy champions and TED talk speakers, and if none of them have heard those facts before, we'll knock on the Mensa Headquarters where you obviously live and present it to you then. How about that, Chief?

Us? Sarcastic? Where did you get that idea?

Thanks, Drummer for Supra Genius!

HOLY SHNIKEE!

THIS JUST IN: I JUST GOT A FRIEND REQUEST FROM "DORIS!"

SHE WANTS TO BE MY FRIEND! AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW A DORIS!!!!

WOW, I WONDER HOW SHE GOT MY NAME??? MAYBE A MUTUAL FRIEND? LIKE THE DRUMMER FOR SUPRA-GENIUS?


NAHHHHH!!



Approved!

The Dangers of Being a Fanboy.

Pretty much everyone who knows Larry knows of his band, Supra Genius.

And those who receive Larry's Supra Genius emails know that they have a myspace site, where you can check out their excellent songs, shirtless-on-a-hay-wagon promo photos and latest news and whatnot:

Supra Genius on myspace

So the thing is, someone in the band responsible for putting them on myspace (Larry won't say who) got all "friend request" crazy when the spam hookers came calling— he said "YES!" and let such dubious individuals as "DaNIeLLEmaBeLLe," "[NaTaLiA]," and "AnGeLgRaCE" into their circle of friends. So now when someone legit (aka ME) became friends with Supra Genius, the spam hookers latched onto my profile and have infected my inbox like a case of digital herp-herps:



So I say to you Amber Lynn, oOoJENNAoOo, ♥ CrAzY/BeAuTiFuL♥, PaTTYCakeZ, JoannaBanana, I R MEGSTAH, GRkGRL,...MiMi...♥, [vividAlt.], Tushiba, (:dRAMMAKwEEEEEn*:), BETHANY T**TSm and Matt Webb, STOP SPAMMING ME, YOU SLUTS!!!!!! Thank you.