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The EADJ Fashion Roundup: DOs and DON'Ts Edition

When walking by a topiary sculpture of Cthulu, DO distract him with a quiltwork cardigan sweater made from table runner swatches.

When picking up your prescription, DON’T give other patrons at Walgreens a heart attack by letting your customized t-shirt frill get tangled in your shoulder hair.

If you have an extremely skinny build and a big poof of hair, DON’T wear the color brown, because otherwise you'll look like a Pixar-rendered broom.

If you accidentally go out in public dressed like a Hooters girl, DON’T be surprised if male strangers angrily ask you why their plate of terrible wings hasn't arrived yet.

If your legs are whiter than a Republican polar bear's teeth during an iceberg Klan meeting, DO coordinate with black socks, a black shirt and some poor-fitting lime green short shorts.

Vince's DVD Drawer Was Thrilled

Vince's DVD Drawer was thrilled (submitted by Andrew).

Two toasters were pretty psyched, too.

Cardboard Backing was not as enthused.

Park Bench and Two Light Spots On The Pavement gritted his teeth and tried to muster up some enthusiasm about it.

Stress Sweat Graphic couldn't snap out of his funk, however.

Parking Meter knew everything was gonna work out okay.

Dangling Public Trashcan Lid was not as optimistic.

Sink Scrubber Holder grumbled that it didn't matter.

Two Razors laughed their asses off.

Theatre Holiday Lights smiled creepily from the back of the room.

Dozens of Apartment Vents sat in neutral silence.

Elevator Railing and Venting also held his tongue.

Weird Receipt Clip felt depressed, quite frankly.

Bus Tail Light was scared out of his mind.

Hallway Dumpster Hatch didn't feel a thing.

Ceiling Insulation and Piping also felt nothing.

Don't Think For A Second We've Forgotten About Stunt Cat

As Universal Pictures, Warner Brothers, Miramax, Lions Gate, Pathé!, Sony Pictures, Paramount, DreamWorks, Columbia, and Touchstone Pictures continue to develop their own version of "Stunt Cat," the hot property EADJ discovered on the wall of a movie theatre in Manhattan, EADJ turned to Google to see what other Stunt Cat developings are in the works:

Stunt Cat! The iPhone app

Stunt Cat here is a skydiving feline whose only weakness is buggy OpenFeint Achievements and a bloated binary size and no technical support. Chris Martone has taken the concept of a stunt cat and turned him into a suicidal opposite of Doodle Jump.

This app is currently available on the iTunes Store to download and crash your iPhone with.

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Stuntcat on myspace Music

Stuntcat appears to be a band composed of two people, although they feature the one girl. Maybe the guy is fat or hideous or he looks exactly like Adam Levine and they don't want to get confused with Maroon 5 when they end up on the cover of SPIN. Either way, their music has a pleasant enough indie sound, but not necessarily something I'd crank in my car. Maybe if my car were broken down outside of a hookah lounge, and everyone there wanted to listen to something, anything.