Hey Hot Wheels

I'm no auto mechanic, but I'm pretty sure adding big monster truck wheels only de-emphasizes the size of your weiner.

Get Ready For BETRAYAL and DISLOYALTY in the Marvel BATTLE WORLD: TREACHERY at TWILIGHT!

Marvel Battle World: Treachery At Twilight is a revolutionary cooperative, expandable, collectible adventure game featuring dozens of characters from all over the Marvel Universe! Players get to open the mysterious Thanostones during the course of play to reveal the mystery character inside! And best of all, players can test their strategies by stabbing their opponents in the back at the most opportune time! It's a Machiavellian dream! You can try these sweet combo moves:

• Agree to pick your friend up at the airport, but call at the last minute that you had tickets to a murder mystery play and really wanted to see it!

• Get your friend hired at your work but start spreading vicious rumors about them among your co-workers and supervisors so that they get shunned and fired before the week is even over!

• Find out what programs your friend is currently watching and post on their FB feed all the major spoilers!

• Pay off all their debts to collection agencies, then tell them that you bought their debt and are charging them twice the interest!

• Lie to them that you've been vaccinated and give them COVID-19!

The Difference Between a Hot Dog and a Hot Sausage

Spotted on a NYC hot dog cart, pre-pandemic:

A hot dog will pick you up at the airport.

A hot sausage will send an Uber driven by former supermodel Kathy Ireland.

A hot dog will lend you his phone so you can make a call.

A hot sausage already has the number of whoever you want to call in their phone. They're popular, see.

A hot dog will come over for some poker and some whiskey.

A hot sausage will rent out a Hooters and teach each of the servers Texas Hold 'Em so you can all play.

A hot dog will listen to your medical woes and provide sympathy.

A hot sausage will give you the number of his chiropractor, who happens to be former supermodel Kathy Ireland.

A hot dog will be named Robert.

A hot sausage will be named Rob, Roberto, or Bert, but never Robbie.

Twitter's Least Used Hashtags: Week of March 30

Shitheels tweet. And even they don't use some of these dumb, underused hashtags. So go ahead and slip these into your own tweets, ya shitheel:

#pubicdreads

#slapchopabortion

#relevantroyalfamilynews

#Iprefertheghostbustersreboot

#throwthatDinthePandcontractVD

#doingthenakedwheelbarrowwithColonelSanders

#IthrewupintoonejarandfilledanotherupwithBrunswickstewbutcan'trememberwhichiswhich

Day Three Of EADJ's Partnership With The Foundation For A Better Life

My Favorite Guy At The NJ Train Station, Part II

Back in May, I spotted him wearing a Dio tracket. And this what I spotted him wearing last week:



Shit, I think I'm in love.

Let's give the EADJ Mail Sack psychological problems by fighting with our spouse in front of it!

*****SILVER SPOON UPDATE*****

The following email was forward by Jessica Foster:

-----Original Message-----
From: "Matt Webb"

Date: Fri, 12 Oct 2007 10:26:14
To:"#CHI_ALL" <#CHI_ALL@C-K.com>
Subject: Re: ALERT! MISSING SPOON


I would like to thank all of C-K for your deep concern over my missing spoon. I have had a massive response of people interested in the plight of my spoon over the past week. My spoon was indeed returned safely to me at 04:00 PM on Thursday, October 04, 2007.

Thank You
Matt

More-us About Doris

Sloppy, sloppy, sloppy. F.

Let's open the folds of the EADJ Mail Sack, exposing the bell-like object at the top of the opening!

The following email was forwarded by Jessica Foster:

------ Forwarded Message
From: Matt Webb
Date: Thu, 4 Oct 2007 13:39:10 -0500
To: #CHI_ALL <#CHI_ALL@C-K.com>
Conversation: ALERT! MISSING SPOON
Subject: ALERT! MISSING SPOON

If you took a real stainless spoon out of the dishwasher in Café Kriv, its mine. Please return it. It came from my home. And the set of silverware that was originally a wedding present for my parents in 1965.

Thank You

mw

------ End of Forwarded Message