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The ProofrEADJer: Second Week of July Edition

Today We Asked A Man With His Head Squeezed Between A Woman's Thighs To Explain Why Has His Head Squeezed Between A Woman's Thighs

"Uggh... I'm so glad you asked... *gah* It's... uh... a pretty funny story, actually.... *ACK!* You see, what happens was... (gags) uh... ah.... I was originally supposed to... (muffled) eh... no... wait. I was... originally... OWW!.. originally sup... *TAH! TAH! TAH!*...." (dies)

What The Star Wars Costume For Your Pet Says About You

Bantha: You are a huge nerd.

Princess Leia: You are a huge nerd.

Chewbacca: You are a huge nerd.

R2D2: You are a huge nerd.

Yoda: You are a huge nerd.

Darth Vader: You are a huge nerd.

AT-AT: You are a huge nerd.

Smecial Dreams Entry!

These two from me:





And this almost-one from Tom:

New York City. The Most Exciting City On Earth

Pictured below, a man helps a woman with her coat's zipper (or is the woman helping the man with his coat's zipper?). Either way, we are the world.

Joel's Got Onions

Hey, remember when Joel had that clam stuck to his neck? It happened again, but this time it's not attached to his neck, and it's not a clam. And it's in his kitchen. So it's pretty much exactly like that time.

Joel was dicing onions in his kitchen yesterday afternoon as he was making dick stew, when one of the onions rolled behind the stove. Joel tried using a broom, a wooden spoon, and even a dick to reach the darn thing, to no avail.

And since Joel couldn't move the stove without disconnecting the gas, he was one onion short of real dick onion stew. His brilliant solution? Just eat straight dick like he always does! Yaaaaaay, fun! Jesus, why do you read this blog?

(pictured above, a real CD. More info on Bishop Lamont here)

2 Cousins, 1 Played Out Internet Meme

My cousin Kimberly (Mel's sis) takes a gander at 2G1C. And the second time around isn't much better for Melissa.



You'll notice Kim was relatively unfazed by 2G1C. But what did shock her was "Shake That Bear."