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25 Days of Hallmark Movies: Day 14: "The Christmas Trap" Starring Colin Lawrence and Lucia Walters

This Hallmark Lifetime Christmas movie was a gift. Because I didn't know it was only 10 minutes long before watching it. Bingo, bango, day 14 out the door:

Plot summary: "When a couple on the brink of divorce gets stuck in an elevator together on Christmas Eve, both think this will be a nightmare. But surprisingly, the Christmas music brings back memories, the gifts they have just shopped for spark a flame, and a misunderstanding from a Christmas past is resolved. As the elevator crew works overtime to rescue them, they realize where they went wrong and rekindle a love that had never really died."

Romance Factor: 5 out of 10

Christmas Cheer: 4 out of 10

Overall Rating: 4.5 out of 10

Time Until First Kiss: 00:10:00

This Week In Hip Hop Awfulness

Cory and Desmond waited patiently while GameSpot repaired their XBox 360.

Iggy wondered why all the neighborhood kids yelled "Jan Hammer!" when biking past her house.

Sing | Pray | Love | Foundation | Foundation | Foundation | Foundation | 

"C'mere. COME HERE. Did you see who pulled the chair out from under me?"

Lighting can make a naked woman look either very sensual or like a leftover Salisbury steak.

That's a pretty impressive Ted homage. I also like the guy double gunning two joints.

????????????? [Don't ask me why, for I do not know the answer to this one.]

The retoucher tried to create a golden pair of headphones. It ended up looking like the S91-SB-04 Satin Brass Door Handle from Handle World.

Everybody looks so bummed to be so free.

Marijuana?! No, these days Macaulay Culkin is into way harder stuff.