The ProofrEADJer: January Isn't Over Yet? Edition

Coming Soon To the EADJ Crappinema: Mega Shark Versus Giant Octopus

From Netflix:

"After a series of mysterious disasters occurs in the Pacific, from the disappearance of a plane to the destruction of an oil rig, a group of scientists discovers that a secret military mission has unearthed a prehistoric shark and a giant octopus. When the government learns of the existence of the menacing beasts, the team of scientists is tasked with formulating a plan to destroy the phenomenal creatures. Lorenzo Lamas and Deborah Gibson star."

Yes, THAT Lorenzo Lamas. And yes, THAT Debbie Gibson. It's like as if the god of terrible movies wrapped this in a big bow and delivered this to EADJ upon a flaming golden chariot made of black tar heroin and pussy.

Here's what we have to look forward to:

EADJ ProofrEADJer, September Edition

And in addition to misspelling 2 movie titles, someone actually spelled "inglorious" correctly, which makes it double-wrong.

Spotted in Brooklyn

The guy at the Chinese restaurant finally replaces the missing "F" from his sign, thus avoiding any confusion over whether they also serve Irish food.

A Title Other Than "Separated At Birth"

(pictured left to right, Joe Nudelman (don't laugh) and Moses Schrute from NBC's The Office)

Smecial Dreams Entry!

"I had a dream last night that Jen Stankovic was a fire marshall and she was leading a bunch of people downstairs...Weird."
-Michelle Litos

"I had a dream last night that Marshall was yelling at me. Jesus."
-Andrew Gall

"Ranee Wu had a dream about me in a thong. HOT."
-David Estoye

"I had a dream about John Carstens criticizing my ceilings."
-Marshall Ross

"I have never seen the Shorter Fatter Version of Scott Peterson."
-Vince Soliven

(pictured above, while Vince tries to decide between chicken and barbacoa burrito bowls for the 800th time, I'm wondering what would wash down goat curry best.