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Analysis

A Few More Theories

• It is Lil' Marshall, one of three lovable new characters on the new cartoon series BABY C-KERS! Watch Lil' Karen and "SweePea" Krivkovich get all pitchcrazy with Lil' Dean, Teenage Phil May and "Spider-Boy" in tow! Special appearances by Lil' Kat McGrath, The CKPR clubhouse gang, and the infant Joe Nudelman (don't laugh)!

• "marshall ross was recently in NY for an ad club ceremony. marshall ross has joined hairclub for men, and will now be seen in their commercials swimming with his shirt off. he also bought a coonskin cap, but the hair growth and the cap counteract each other to the point where no one knows where one ends and the other begins." -from Andrew Gall

• It is actually a trompe l'oeil, or "trick of the eye" due to solar flares, pollution haze and a hanging coonskin cap.

• Computers?

What Dave Levy Lev'd Behind, Part 6

With a special Christmas surprise!

Let's Slap the Bottom of the EADJ Mail Sack in the Heat of Passion and Call It the Wrong Name!

Submitted by Michelle Litos via IM:

"Changing the conversation" was mentioned a total of 25 times during the C-K extravanza. Really....Larry and I counted. Then Larry heard it so much, he just stopped. But I kept going. Joel Curran was the only one that used the term "360"... Thank God... I was told someone else counted 29...but I was only counting the actual phrase. there was some variations. mostly adding another word into the phrase..."

And here are some results from Googling the phrase "Changing the Conversation:"

••0•• C-K Xmas Party Coverage Continues ••0••

from Vince via text:

"Apparently, we still have Cell South. PR."

EADJ will continue its exclusive coverage of Cramer-Krasselt's Annual Mandatory Financial Presentation Where They Give Out Like $105 Instead Of A Real Christmas Bonus Party as it develops.

••0•• LIVE: C-K Christmas Party Coverage! ••0••

An anonymous EADJ correspondent will be reporting live from Cramer-Krasselt's Annual Mandatory Financial Presentation With A Couple of Drinks Afterwards Party.

His first entry via text:

"Carin' Seemin' said "It's good to be C-K" in today's Christmas meeting. "Change the conversation" was already mentioned eight times already."

More on this fantastic story as it develops!

Let's give the EADJ Mail Sack psychological problems by fighting with our spouse in front of it!

*****SILVER SPOON UPDATE*****

The following email was forward by Jessica Foster:

-----Original Message-----
From: "Matt Webb"

Date: Fri, 12 Oct 2007 10:26:14
To:"#CHI_ALL" <#CHI_ALL@C-K.com>
Subject: Re: ALERT! MISSING SPOON


I would like to thank all of C-K for your deep concern over my missing spoon. I have had a massive response of people interested in the plight of my spoon over the past week. My spoon was indeed returned safely to me at 04:00 PM on Thursday, October 04, 2007.

Thank You
Matt

IM IN UR MAILZ SORTING YR LETTERZ

(pictured above, the depressing realization that Curlz has been with CK from the very beginning)