This Is Real.

Spotted in a safety insert on a United flight:

United asks only Gen X dads to keep their safety belt on at all times.

"It's cool! No one will ever notice!"

Good Job, Algorithm.

 This popped up for me on CNN.com:

Yep, Ritz-Carlton Yachts, you nailed it. I'm in the market for a luxury mega yacht trip to Fiji- something in the 40-60 ft. range, preferably with a bow-forward bedroom with floor-to-ceiling windows.

Call me. My tens of thousands are burning in my pocket!

The Saddest EADJ Off-Brand TP Roundup Ever.

Why sad? Because it's only one entry. The lockdown and the fact that we haven't found unique generic toilet paper to make fun of are major reasons for this situation. Oh well.

OFF BRAND TP: Mayfair

DESIGN CUES: An uninspired, limp swoosh that looks like it doesn't want to be there.

FEELS LIKE: Pulling a rusty cheese grater out of your anus

Sullen Andrew Gall Shows You Boat Safety