Some More Perks of the Whole AMC Stubs Thingamajiggy

Have you gotten your AMC Stubs Rewards card yet? No? Well, now's a good time, because AMC has partnered with some great sponsors to bring you even more benefits when you go the movies as a Stubs member! Here are the latest new perks:

• Free dung for your dung beetles at home

• Sly look of "yeah, he's in the In Crowd" from our knowing staff

• Racism will be over

• If you manage to sit through the latest "Fast and Furious" movie, we'll let you write the next one.

• Free game of bowling at any AMC Bowling Lanes (there are no AMC Bowling Lanes. Psych!)

• We'll let you have unprotected sex with Barry. He's a freak like that.

• Free large soda refill that makes you go pee so you miss more of the movie

• Free customizable seat armrests. Put your elbow on Elsa!

• Free Spanish conquistador helmet. Not sure how we got these but there are a lot of them.

Answers To Yesterday's "Which Can, Erickson?"

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Okay, that was too easy, wasn't it?

We paired yesterday's mystery toilets with common spices to make the game less challenging, and suddenly everyone guessed all eight toilets within seconds. Bah, next time we'll let you people sweat it out more.

Attaboy.

(pictured above, Michael Gambino does what any self-respecting Art Director would do while concepting at 10:30pm– draw tits)

IM IN UR MAILZ SORTING YR LETTERZ

(pictured above, the depressing realization that Curlz has been with CK from the very beginning)