Come Ride the META-BUS

Spotted in Midtown Manhattan, a bus with an airbrushed painting of ITSELF ON THE BACK.

That's right, bitches. This bus is such hot shit, it wanted its own likeness tattooed on its ass! How full of itself is this bus? That's fucking arrogant and AWESOME.

Even the eagle grabbing a fish out of the lake is amazed by the bus. "Oh, don't mind me, an endangered national bird doing something awesome like fishing from the sky. I just spotted the fucking blue METABUS driving by, with its motherfucking HEADLIGHTS ON IN THE DAYTIME, driving into the dark blue unknown OF ITS OWN PAINT JOB!!!!!! HOLY ASS, THAT IS SOME HOT SHIT!!!!"

9801 FOR LIFE, COCKSUCKERS!

How Nice.

A girl brings enough pizza for the entire flight.

Finally, An All-Andrew Gall Edition of Smecial Dreams

This should give everyone great insight into the inner workings of the mind of Andrew Gall.







So, to recap: the G.I. Joe movie, flamingos, karate chopping deep sea divers, colorful wall scribblings, an angry guy named Christian, Vince's chihuahua, a guy who swallows saws, Matt Leblanc and lizard racial slurs. Everyone got that?

••0•• LIVE: C-K Christmas Party Coverage! ••0••

An anonymous EADJ correspondent will be reporting live from Cramer-Krasselt's Annual Mandatory Financial Presentation With A Couple of Drinks Afterwards Party.

His first entry via text:

"Carin' Seemin' said "It's good to be C-K" in today's Christmas meeting. "Change the conversation" was already mentioned eight times already."

More on this fantastic story as it develops!

***SFVOSP. The Legend Lives On. But the Soul Still Burns.***

(the following entry was submitted by Christian Golden)

"The psychic distance is shortening. He just left elevator car No.15 in the lobby. He's looking most jaunty, affecting some Petersonian togs (a plaid short-sleeved shirt and some jeans). He was accompanied by a matronly, yet cheerful, looking woman. Perhaps they're off to assignation, perhaps just a coffee."

EDITOR'S NOTE: It does seem that the SFVOSP is always accompanied by a female. Just friends and lunch buddies? Or is he some kind of squat lothario? How does the real Scott Peterson feel about his fatterganger's escapades? This and more on the next Nancy Grace.

(pictured above, a superdeformed manga version of the Shorter Fatter Version of Scott Peterson)

***UPDATE*** Jessica Foster, who spotted him today, and Ryan Boblett, who spotted him 2 days ago, have been added to the definitive list at the bottom of this blog.

***DOUBLE UPDATE*** Emily Kane has also spotted him today. With a woman. Plus she heard his voice.