Bergdorf Goodman, Are You Okay?

Spotted in some ad banners for the historic luxury department store (these are real):

My only explanation for this is that Bergdorf Goodman, in order to stay relevant to its wealthy audience, has pivoted to supplying all of their Eyes Wide Shut-style Fidelio parties.

No idea what that green Slimer-from-Ghostbusters-thing-with-a-front-butt is at the top, though.

Say Goodbye To Some Stuff!

Bye-bye! Goodbye! Buh-bye! Buh-bye! Bye!

 

Goodbye, Non-Hacky Marketing Headlines! Hello, Hacky Marketing Headlines!

Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye! *kiss* Goodbye!

Goodbye to the Things That Marketers Want You To Say Goodbye To!

Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye! Bye bye! Goodbye! 

It's Time Once Again To Say Goodbye To All The Shit That Marketers Want You To Say Goodbye To!

Goodbye! By by! Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye!

New Projects At Kickstarter!

Kickstarter has helped hundreds of unique, innovative products that simply needed funding to get off the ground. Here are this week's newest crowdfunding projects:

• genetically modified oranges with mouths that recite words that spell with "orange"

• Finally, an organic, vegan, 100% recycled, sustainable, allergen-free, kid-and-pet-friendly, American-manufactured, non-toxic, easy-to-install, small-batch-produced, customizable, biodegradable, easy to carry, uh... what were we talking about?

• 100% STEEL PRETZELS

• A workout device that looks like a Thighmaster and works like a Thighmaster but is totally not a Thighmaster

• Weighted blankets! Oh, they make those already? Shit.

• A spatula/sexual device that's easy to clean between uses

• 3D printer that print giant, dimensional Powerpoint slides for a real WOW factor during presentations

• Soy-based anger

• Special water-based paint on puppies' fur so that they can advertise your shitty business with QR codes

• Multi-frequency Angela detector that can find the nearest Angela in your area

Now Let's Say Goodbye To All The Crap That Advertisers Want Us To Say Goodbye To!

 

Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye! 

Once Again It's Time To Say Goodbye To All The Shit That Advertisers Want You To Say Goodbye To

 

Goodbye! Goodbye! Bye! Bye! Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye! 

It Hasn't Been A Full Month, And Already It's Time Again To Say Goodbye To All The Shit That Advertisers Want You To Say Goodbye To

Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye! Bye bye!

Somehow Already, It's Time Again To Say Goodbye To All The Shit That Advertisers Want You To Say Goodbye To

And this one isn't exactly a goodbye but is worth noting:

Goodbye! *Kiss!* Goodbye! *Wave!* Goodbye! Goodbye!