A Man Who Dares to Waste One Hour of Time Has Not Discovered the Value of Pathmark.

Comic Strip Where The Last Panel Is Always A Remote Oil Rig

Say Goodbye To Some Stuff!

Bye-bye! Goodbye! Buh-bye! Buh-bye! Bye!

 

Coming Soon to EADJ: Unwanted Shitty Taglines For Yet Another Shitty Shark Movie

Although "Gonna need a bigger board" is sufficiently shitty already. Stay tuned.

The Secret of Getting Ahead is Getting Pathmark.

Some More Unused Stage Names For Your Budding Porn Career

So you're young, untalented, and just moved to the Valley. Welcome to the porn industry! So, to get this party started right, you're going to have to have a handle to scroll on the film's credits that no one ever watches. Here are some unused pornstar names that you can help yourself to:

Him

Yoshinoya Balls

Potatoes O’Brien

Voldebutt

Keith Nutsweat

Sammi Conductor

Trey Upright

Edadick Joel

Her

Edda Mammay

Daraprim

Potatoes O’Brien

Asper Creme

The Atlantic Monthly

Jackie Ho Asses

Anna Phylactic Shock

Pathmark: Every Mis-Shelved Item Tells A Story

I never said every story was a good one.