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It's Time Once Again To Say Goodbye To All The Shit That Marketers Want You To Say Goodbye To!

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In The Next Issue of THE KNITTER

• Knitting vs. Fucking- No Contest

• Rib Stitch vs. Seed Stitch: The Decades Old Rivalry Heats Up

• Why Are You Reading This When You Could Be Knitting?

• How The Basket Stitch Pattern For Beginners is Promoting Communism

• Kanye Doesn't Knit: Just Another Reason To Hate Him

• How "Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker" Ruined The Entire Saga

• Why REAL Knitters Use Circular Knitting Needles

• Fuck You, Knit Me

• How Bruce Springsteen and The Entire E Street Band Took Up Knitting On The Road and Really Learned To Love The Craft, Arguably Even More Than Making Music Which They Would Never Admit