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Somehow Already, It's Time Again To Say Goodbye To All The Shit That Advertisers Want You To Say Goodbye To

And this one isn't exactly a goodbye but is worth noting:

Goodbye! *Kiss!* Goodbye! *Wave!* Goodbye! Goodbye!

Good Lord, Pathmark.

These were all taken on ONE TRIP.


















ONE TRIP, people.

It's a Long Way to the Joel (If You Wanna Eat a Dick)

This EADJ Guest Writer Week has sort of fallen to shit, so we're going to just bag it for now. Maybe a guest entry from Joel sometime. That would be funny. A whole entry talking about how much he eats dick, by HIMSELF. So meta!

Today Joel had his regular regimen of bran cereal and dick to get started in the morning, then a sensible lunch of dick with lime and pesto. Tonight he will be going to Dicko Bell to scarf a Gordicka Crunch and a Seven Layer Burdicko. Then he's going to The Loews Dickaplex Odeon to watch "Ten Dicks I Ate About You" and "Alpha Dick" starring Jusdick Dickerlake.

(pictured above, a Canon technician wonders what's a five-letter word for "Sculptor's subject.")