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25 Days of Hallmark Movies, Day 20: "A Gingerbread Romance"

Quality control. I guess when you crank out 50+ Christmas movies a year, they can't all be winners. In fact, an unfortunate few can fall so far between the cracks that you wind up with a frosted turd like  "A Gingerbread Romance." A ridiculous premise that plods through the rom-com paces with actors who not only reluctantly draw the paycheck but actually look like they don't even like each other. Remember how I said "Christmas On Honeysuckle Lane" was brutal? I take it back now.

Romance Factor: 2 out of 10

Christmas Cheer: 4 out of 10

Overall Rating: 3 out of 10

Time Until First Kiss: 01:22:21

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