Smecial Dreams Entry: Celebrity Edition

Celebrities: They're Not Like Us At All!

We Asked A Man With His Head Squeezed Between A Woman's Thighs The Difference Between Antipasto and Charcuterie

"Good question! It's simple, really. Antipasto platters... uh... coff coff coff... include a variety... ouch... a varie... variety of flavors... No, not now... and textures, while... *gag*... charcuterie boards... (pant pant) charcuterie boards... focus primarily... oh god... on cured meats. Does that answer your questi...." *neck breaks*

Commercial Break

Coca Cola. For when Common, Portia de Rossi and Feist get together for Beeferoni and salad.

It's Time To Say Goodbye To More Bullshit That Marketers Want You To Say Goodbye To!

Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye! Bye! So long!