Upcoming Hollywood Movies Based on the Flavors at Wing Stop (*WITH SPECIAL GUEST*)

It's no secret that Hollywood is all out of ideas. Scriptwriters are looking everywhere for some sort of property to turn into a hit movie. The biggest five studios—Universal, Paramount, Warner Bros, Disney and Sony—have now looked to the flavor menu at Wing Stop for inspiration to their next box office hit.

Here are the movie projects that are already in development:

"Garlic Parmesan" by DreamWorks Animation

A grouchy sprig of Garlic (voiced by Ryan Gosling) trapped in a pizzeria learns the value of teamwork and community as he meets Pepperoni (Katt Williams), Mozzarella (Kristen Wiig), Mushrooms (Kevin Hart and Peter Dinklage) and the oftentimes unwelcome Pineapple (Dane Cook).

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"Mild" starring Alexandra Daddario, Anthony Mackie and Jesse Plemons

The spicy food craze comes to a halt when two food scientists (Daddario and Mackie) accidentally create an addictive new mild spice to add to everything from salads to short ribs. Plemons stars as the FDA agent hellbent on stopping them. A hilarious romp but also an important think-piece about addiction and responsible sourcing. Directed by Adam McKay

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"Mango Habanero" starring Diego Luna, Benjamin Bratt and Jamie Foxx

A high-stakes prisoner race across the Southwest U.S. where the winner earns their freedom and the losers get executed. Set in the NEAR FUTURE. Also starring Kate Mara as the evil warden.

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The following entry was guest written by ANDREW GALL:

"Louisiana Rub"

The "Louisiana Rub” is the story of local barkeep Marcus Reed (Daniel Kaluuya) and jazz singer Elise DuBois (Zoe Saldana), whose fiery performances at the jazz club are as spicy as the city’s cuisine. As passions and secrets blend, the two must navigate through personal and professional conflicts. Directed by Ava DuVernay.

A Man With His Head Squeezed Between A Woman's Thighs Explains Plumbism

"Great question. Plumbism, or lead poisoning, is the buildup of lead in the body, usually over months or years.

Lead-based paint and... wait... its dust, uh, usually found *ACK* in older buildings, are common sources of exposure. *Huff huff huff* Occupa... occupational exposure, such as welding... OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH is a more common cause for... a... adults. Symptoms.... include *choke* developmental delays, abdominal pain, neurologic changes, and... OH GOD... irritability. At very high levels, it can be fa... fa... fa... fatal." *neck breaks, dies*

Here Are Your Job Numbers For The Week of Sept 21-25

Hello all. This is Gary Helmwell from Mebane, NC. I'm an old college friend of your CEO James Sinper, or as we. used to call him, "Snipper" LOL. Since James has started his sentence in Federal prison for the thing he did (which he still denies), he neglected to inform anyone except me that job numbers are required for all you employees to fill out timesheets in order to get paid. Now, why would he tell me that and not someone on staff? Snipper be crazy like that, I guess LOL. Anyhoo, here are the job numbers you'll need.

83009: Explaining the difference between Spanish and Portuguese to a tourist

21312: Fetching the smelling salts, posthaste

44821: Watching someone play Skitch on the Switch on Twitch

02944: Suffering

73242: Getting over yourself

90017: Acc-ent-uating the positive

83533: "Doing my own research" about Covid

21776: Speed-reading the Kama Sutra

61399: How we do

05244: Apologizing for your crazy sister