All The Shows That Are Being Removed And Added To Netflix This Month

Netflix renews or cancels shows or movies based on viewer preferences or whichever studio offers them more money. Here are all the shows that will be added to Netflix this month:

• Pixar's The Human Centipede

• The Property Brothers Wander Into The Wrong Neighborhood

• The Visual Effects Behind The Moon Landing

• Actual Shark Tank

• 90 Day Fiancé: Divorce Court

Here are the shows and movies that Netflix is removing from their lineup this month:

• Hot Ones: The Anime

• Jack Reach-around-er

• Love It, List It, or Let Squatters Run Rampant The Place?

• Rachael Ray's Too Lazy To Cook Tonight and Will Just Order Pizza

• Bluey Files To Escape His Conservatorship 

Some More Available But Dumb Pornstar Names

Welcome to the Valley! We’re about to start shooting your first big scene. But before cameras start rolling, you'll need to have a pornstar name– you know, a unique handle that we can tag your videos with. Here's a stripper heel shoebox full of porn names that you can pick from. Help yourself to any of it, but watch out– a lot of these are pretty stupid:

Him

Luis Goos, Man

Colin Oscopy

R. Kaid 

Philippe Navidad

Yass Queen

Her

Noma Larkey
Grammar Lee
Buenos Diaz

Pupa Moji

Yass Queen

Say 'Hello Again' To Communications That Tell You To Say Goodbye To Something!

Goodbye! Goodbye! Bye bye! Bye-bye! Goodbye!

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Here Are The Shows That Are Being Removed And Added To Netflix This Month

TV Shows to be added:

Real Unattractive, Obese Housewives

So You Think You Can Conjugate

MasterChef Junior-Junior: Fetus Edition

The Suburban Drug Dealer Who You're Supposed To Like

Caucasian Lyft Drivers: The Documentary

TV Shows to be removed:

Flip a Coin! The Game Show Where You Flip a Coin!

Pawn Shop Janitors

War Wars

The Suburban Mom Who's A Terrorist You're Supposed To Like

Baby Taxidermist

Movies to be added:

The Gerunding

Sharkvocado!

The Unauthorized Biography of Biographer Kitty Kelley, starring Holly Hunter in a convincing wig

Tad and Amanda Meet on Tinder and Fuck But Never Speak To Each Other Again

Movies to be removed:

The Shining III: Maybe Stephen King Will Like This One

Poison Porpoise: Dolphin of Death

Mafia Plumber

Anachronistic Teenage Sex Comedy!

Thanks, Action Movie iPhone App

You've made waiting at the Jiffy Lube marginally more enjoyable.